DVD Reviews
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Ok this is a review of the movie not the bluerayI am soo sick of this happening i have seen several dirty comedy's recently but this was the lowest of the low it wasn't even all that funny and I was ashamed to have picked this out to watch with my ...more ( Short Review: 123 words )
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Maybe the army of the dead should have stayed "dead" after all.Before I review this anime, a little history. First Squad is a Russian / Japanese film collaboration with Molot Entertainment with anime studio Studio 4C and it was the ONLY anime that was...more
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We can't think ourselves out of existence.I only bought this movie because it had Katie Featherson, of the Paranormal Activity series. Not only was she in about two scenes, but Psychic Experiment was total trash. It made no sense, and had hor...more
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Don't open the lock or the dvd caseThis movie started out ok. But halfway through, the movie switched & had the main character become a vampire hunter for no good reason. It didn't make any sense. Nobody would just decide ...more ( Short Review: 131 words )
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OMG! Really?I'm almost embarrassed to write a review for this but my 4 yr old lost interest in this about 20 min. in to it. So I have to warn everybody that this would probably appeal to 8 yr olds who just got do...more ( Short Review: 85 words )
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Vampires vs Cowboys vs SleepDon't be fooled by the "unrated" label on the DVD. There is hardly any violence & zero nudity. This movie could air on TV unedited. It's unrated because the MPAA fell asleep during the viewing. ...more ( Short Review: 209 words )
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W........O.........WSeriously? Who the heck watches Barney anymore? Not even little kids! The only reason I give it a 1.0 is because I love that song... the one that goes "I love you, you love me, lets go throw Barney up...more ( Short Review: 81 words )
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Congrats to the seven year-old who's made his big-break in Hollywood, getting his first script straight-to-DVD. Your gonna go no where, kid!I didn't actually buy the DVD for the film, so I don't actually know if the special-features are worth the buy, but, I have seen a couple of the extras online and I can't say they're actually w...more
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Nice Beaver!If you are a fan of Police Squad, the Naked Gun films, or just think Leslie Nielsen is a laugh riot then this is the set for you! Granted, this is a re-release, but a good one at that. All...more ( Short Review: 224 words )
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Consider this an actual HIT & RUNOk so I grabbed this flick, thinking it was another flick with a similar concept, and was unlucky to put myself through a bit of torture, watching this. Also well independent horror flicks are usually...more
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Hold on to Your Spidey 2 DVDThere's not much I can say that CBF hasn't already included. In fact, this review iis probably a wate of time anyway, but I'm going to do ahead and lay down a few things about this DVD. Mostly the neg...more
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"This Is A Fantasy/Horror Film For Children. But With A Plot So Bold And Thick And Confusing It Is Not Even Enjoyable Or Viewable For A Mature Audience"The story is about a block of flats to rent and Jack the caretaker has had some issues with the (maybe vandals, or silly children) playing in the pool late at night. As it is against protocol....more
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An odd dissertation on what not to do when you have such a magnificent cast at your disposal. Operation: Endgame is an utterly worthless waist of everybody's time. And it barely makes any sense. Pretty awful stuff.Rob Corddry proves that he is an intellectually charged, rampaging tsunami of comedic talent the likes of which we haven’t seen since Robin Williams first spun onto the scene back in the late ...more
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Pure anti-comedy. If Neil Hamburger made a movie, I'm sure it would look like this. Hmm. I can't decide if that's a compliment or a slap in the face. This sh*t just isn't funny.They’ve compiled some nice special features, which are more entertaining to sit through than the film itself. The casting director did a good job of finding Apatow-Universe facsimiles. There a...more
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An idiotic waist of my time. This is for people with no sense of purpose in life.I didn’t get cancer from watching it, but I did develop an ass fissure and may need prescription glasses. This mumbling bitch is possibly the most annoying thing on television at th...more
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The jokes are mind-numbingly moronic, but many viewers could care less if anyone tried to write a smart joke.Its jokes are simple and easy to understand. Is that even considered a good thing?...more
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Janky Promoters is just an excuse for Ice Cube to hang out with some old buddies in Mike Epps and director Marcus Naboy and set aside the family fare for a bit, which I would've had no problem with at all... if it was funny.I’m not a family man myself, but I would imagine that living with a wife and some kids and the monotony that goes into all that, a family man needs a guy’s night out every now and then. I ...more
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These guys can sing, but their product feels so uninspired and forced. But hey, whatever keeps making money for the Mouse House.Hmmm, I suppose that The Jonas Brothers can play musical instruments?...more
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The Biggest Let Down Ever!Okay, so I think many would agree that 1-3 were pretty good movies. They were creepy, sespensful, and fun as hell. But then the series ends with this. The 4th and fiale one is the biggest...more ( Short Review: 60 words )