DVD Reviews
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S.I.C.K.- Serial Insane Clown Killer... But he doesn't kill clowns. He is a Killer Clown... S.I.K.C.Wow, so I had not viewed a movie of this quality for quite some time now. One of those movies that has the whole home video look to it, and the zero dollar budget. Honestly, I had missed those types o...more
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The only good thing about this movie is that it was cheap.What an awful movie. Do not watch it. I barely stopped myself from fast forwarding through this. It's a terrible horror movie that has watery blood spurting everywhere like an old comedy sketch. ...more
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I was only able to make it through 40 minutes of this pretentious snore fest.I admit I only watched this movie because the TV show Community was going to make a parody of it. I was only able to make it through 40 minutes of this pretentious snore fest. As I stared ...more ( Short Review: 268 words )
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major rapeits hard to beleive that ppl enjoy watching the "splice" made creacture have sex and rape the idoit creataters. this movie is not worth the time or money. gross and desturbing!!!...more ( Short Review: 31 words )
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RUSTY-FRAIL-PIECE OF MOVIE-MAKINGIronman is still on the top of his game, but the goverment want the IRONMAN suit, following a Russian scientist follows in his father’s footsteps to get back his father’s name who said he ...more
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Crude, Pointless, Trash!!!Nothing, it is all low rent writing, i have written better....more
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C*cky, childs filmThe visual effects in very minor scenes are brill. Detailed, and cartoony, but fun. Is it used well in retrospect, no, it is not....more
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I wish this DVD had been repo'd before I wasted time watching it.What a disappointing mess. On paper this movie had so many things that would appeal to me: Sarah Brightman, musical, dystopian future, Anthony Stewart head, healthcare commentary, Goth sensibilities &...more
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Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space.in 1959, a film was released that brought a whole new meaning to the interjection--huh? That film was none other than Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space. I cannot begin to tell you just how terrible th...more
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i really wanna give this movie a 0This was one of the worst my movies I have seen in a long time...wish I could get my dollar and change back lol but i wouldn't ever recommend this movie to anyone...ever...more ( Short Review: 33 words )
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This is why we have wars... Because of films like this.After finishing the brow-raisingly awful fright flick entitled “Life Blood”, I couldn’t help but question why so much nonsense had just so forcefully raped my eyes. Why is God a partiall...more
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... I've seen a lot of sh*t, but I haven't come this close to actually regretting having watched a film purely because of its nihilism. I'm gonna go take a shower now...With the advent of Hostel (which I found to be quite the brilliant slice of horror cinema), it’s no surprise that imitators from all over the world would try and hop on the grue-coated bandw...more
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WHY BotherWHY BotherWHYWHY Bother BotherWHY BotherWHY BotherWHY BotherWHY BotherWHY BotherWHY BotherWHY Bother This is boring, lame filmmaking at its bets, even high low a budget for al ow budget fi...more ( Short Review: 70 words )
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HORRIBLE!!!Do not waste your money on this movie!!! It is not worth it! It was horrible acting, writing, directing, and overall the worst movie EVER!...more ( Short Review: 25 words )
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"Toture Porn, Vile And Repulsive"This is a porn film with an over ambitious director with a obsession with fat chicks, rape, and phychological style to the main leads point of view. It creepy, no fun to watch, a look onl ...more ( Short Review: 258 words )
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Margaret Cho: Beautiful is a terribly out-of-date stand-up special that seems almost exclusively targeted to the GLBT community and somehow finds a way to make even the most explicit material seem boring.They say that timing is everything, when it comes to comedy, but it seems that timing also helps when releasing certain comedy titles. The latest stand-up special from Margaret Cho entitled Be...more
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M. Night Shyamalan's Worst Movie Ever!"Lady In The Water," the story about a hotel man trying to help a lady go back to her home who he found in his swimming pool, was the WORST movie Night has ever created...and even worse than "The Happ...more
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What a POS! Seth WTF! even worse than Paul Blart Mall Cop! Seriously I was hopeful that this would have its moments but I tried and tried. I think most of his other movies and shows he`d been on were great. I am a huge Freaks and geeks and Undeclared.What a POS! Seth WTF! even worse than Paul Blart Mall Cop! Seriously I was hopeful that this would have its moments but I tried and tried. I think most of his other movies and shows he`d been on were ...more ( Short Review: 50 words )
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The worst sequel, worst acting, extremely terrible directing and I'm waisting my time writing this.Hype Williams directed the 1998 original "Belly" that starred rappers Nas and DMX (which jump started his acting career) about drug dealers trying to make it in Queens. The film was terrible (though i...more ( Short Review: 231 words )