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I've seen hotter alien women in MangaMen In Black II is a 2002 sci-fi adventure movie. Directed by: Barry Sonnefeld Starring: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Daw...more
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Silly CGI fun with lots of visual delight and gravity-less plot, meanderingJohn Carter is a movie that displays some sheer senseless fun with some good spell of thrills. It is a movie of big budget and we can consider a fact that Disney has decided to pull the chords of mone...more
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Too many characters to be exposed and developed and lot of subplots."There is no worry". This sequel to the original oscar winner is surely a dumb one. The lines of animation might be splendid, but it lacked the tempo and gusto the original gave. The emotional respons...more
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Somewhat enjoyable. Men in Black 3 is a good step-up from the second film but this one better be a conlusion. A fourth installment would never have this film's luck, which is being fairly decent.To think that it has been ten years since the release of "Men in Black 2" is such a crazy, crazy thought. I can remember the day my father and I went to see the film. I can also remember my reaction o...more
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Tommy Lee Jones deadpan stoicism and Will Smith's quasi-hip parlance doesn't add up to much in this film.Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones return in another tepid Men in Black sequel. I will say it's better than the second film, but not by much. Maybe we know what to expect in this series, so the characters...more
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As Tragic as it is, Burton & Depp have hit a stand-still. Dark Shadows is not only poorly written and executed its boring. I found little enjoyment in this film. It has a likable premise and a talented lead, but fails to go anywhere & accomplishes nothingTim Burton and Johnny Depp what a pair right? Yes in some circ*mstances ..mostly up until i could not think of a Burton and Depp collaboration that i well did not enjoy. Alice In Wonderland was amazin...more
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The most Confusing and Unsatisfying sequel to the critically acclaimed series. Cast- perfect, still story- not enough to entertain.When Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in the first "Terminator" and the sequel "Terminator 2: Judgement Day", it was pretty cool stuff- robot assassins, a future controlled by evil machines, and special ...more
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I know the duo have great history together, but at some point, Depp is going to have to stop strategically place his lips upon Burton's posterior and kiss it repeatedly...Dark Shadows is a 2012 romantic thriller, with lack of horror. Directed by: Tim Burton Starring: Johnny Depp, Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter, Jackie Earle Haley, Chloe Moretz...more
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This is a stolid piece far from the good film that it could have been.This isn't exactly a wedding you'll still care about once it finally reaches its desperate for attention conclusion. The Five-Year Engagement is exactly the film I didn't want it to be. It's long, bor...more
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Meh, simple, unoriginal, tiresome, yawn inducing, JOSEPH GILGUN the highlight and whom kept me seated.Luc Besson can produce absolute trash and absolute masterful delights, to say he isn't that much of an acclaimed film maker is bullocks, because hes more than that hes beyond, he has a huge ego bigger...more
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No Shame In My GameEver wonder what it's like to be a sex addict living in New York City? Just ask Brandon (Michael Fassbender), investor and porn junkie with an insatiable appetite for sex that would make even the most...more
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I'll have a pear insteadMirror Mirror is a 2012 fairytale movie. Directed by: Tarsem Singh Starring: Lilly Collins, Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane and Sean Bean. There have been...more
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In the end, Wrath of the Titans is film that simply exists and should be enjoyed as it is.REVIEW TIME! Today's film: "Wrath of the Titans". After letting it sink in for a few hours, I STILL cannot decide entirely on what I thought of the movie. I guess I can say I can enjoy it, but why? I'...more
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Wrath of the Titans is no surprise as it is ten times the movie its predecessor was. But that's not saying much, including much better 3D Effects, but the same cheesy acting. A New director could not save this series yet again. Rent It at best.When Clash of the Titans remake came out 2 years ago i was ecstatic to see it. It looked pretty legit, the perfect marketing in the trailer. Then something happened.... I SAW IT. Clash of the Titans w...more
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Wrath of the Titans is no surprise as it is ten times the movie its predecessor was. But that's not saying much, including much better 3D Effects, but the same cheesy acting. A New director could not save this series yet again. Rent It at best.When Clash of the Titans remake came out 2 years ago i was ecstatic to see it. It looked pretty legit, the perfect marketing in the trailer. Then something happened.... I SAW IT. Clash of the Titans w...more
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I was shocked to learn that this snooze fest won an Oscar.Sure there are a lot of stars doing voices & the animation is excellent but the movie is boring. I think it won because of the movie references in it. The intro is not funny & will lose ch...more
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Terminally quirky well beyond its expiration timeTAKE THIS WALTZ Magnolia Pictures Reviewed for MovieWeb by Harvey Karten Grade: C+ Director: Sarah Polley Screenwriter: Sarah Polley
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Over the top cinematic junk that can't be recycledNeveldine/Taylor has proved before in Crank that action movies can be over the top. In Spirit of Vengeance they have once again proved that action can be over the top. The same kind of pattern where g...more
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Too typical of the '90s Action Film for a "Mission: Impossible" film.While there may have been a lot of hype for this anticipated sequel, and people would go on forever debating if Tom Cruise's new hairstyle benefited or hurt the film, I have to say they missed the obv...more
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Stephen Dorff's energetic performance cannot compensate for the minimalism of the plotBRAKE IFC Films Reviewed for MovieWeb by Harvey Karten Grade: C+ Director: Gabe Torres Screenwriter: Timothy Mannion Cast: Steph...more