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Well, the HOE meter went upDiablo Cody, I wish I knew what you were drinking or smoking when you decided to write the lame script for this waste of a movie; your lucky when I saw this move it was student ID special, and I only ...more ( Short Review: 170 words )
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Nothing...I view a DVD on it's features and this one has none. Just the trailers, but those don't count. It's nice to have all the movies in one set, but it'd be better to add in some features. I know for a fac...more ( Short Review: 105 words )
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Jennifer's BoringWith Jennifer's Body, you find yourself in general boredom, with me I felt like Shia LaBeouf in Disturbia. We all know why we went to see this film, for Jennifer's body. I never payed attention to adv...more
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... Best comedy of the year!Why did I wait so long to see this?! I mean, here I am scavenging amongst the newest releases in search of a film which could possibly satiate my need for humor. And all this time it was right in fron...more
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Despite the original story, "Jennifer's Body" doesn't do much except for show us how bad acting can get. Both Megan Fox and director Karyn Kusama help to make this film another second rate horror flop.Diablo Cody became quite the star for her writing for the 2007 teen pregnancy comedy, "Juno". "Juno", as teenish as it was, still managed to do something that her latest flick, "Jennifer's Body" doesn...more
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Girls have boobs, on their chest. That's where they are.Bitch Slap isn’t very good, at all. It’s a movie about killer babes that have shootouts and water fights and chaste lesbian make-out scenes in the desert....more ( Short Review: 27 words )
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Kate Beckinsale does her best with the given material, but the film is weighed down by its mind boggling performances and story.Sorry! This review has been moved to my new profile to not cause any confusion between the same review being on two profiles. Sorry about this, but if you want to read the review you will have to visi...more ( Short Review: 56 words )
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Concepts---great. Execution---Extremely lacking.The following might contain spoilers for those easily surprised… Then again, there really isn’t anything you can spoil about this movie… What the hell just happened? Did I just see a...more
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This is the second worst horror remake ever.The reason is mostly got lost or lost interest in the movie as it kept going I did not like the last remake and was hoping this was going to be good. But I was so wrong it was better than the first bu...more ( Short Review: 70 words )
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THIS MOVIE IS SH*T! I SAT THERE WANTING TO SEE A HALLOWEEN MOVIE NOT THE FN GRUDGE.ROB ZOMBIE HAS KILLED THIS FRANCHISE.I'M NO FILMAKER BUT SH*T STICK TO THE THEME AND FLOW OF THE ORIGINAL..NOT THIS GHOST CRAP! I HATED IT!...more ( Short Review: 25 words )
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Please let this be the actual FINAL one! For the love of...After the fourth round, this concept is getting old, the suspense is still there but some of the killings are not as creative as Saw movies. This franchise’s main attractions are getting way too… ...more
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F*ck Michael Myers' Family!Rob Zombie should stop making films, plain and simple. HALLOWEEN II is a joke, the work of an amateur. Rob Zombie himself looks scarier than his movies. He should walk around on a normal street in the...more
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This franchise has finally arrived at its final destination!This will be short and straight to the point. Just saw the midnight screening of this film last night and I'm finally fed up. They should have stopped after the first one. This film does nothing but m...more ( Short Review: 126 words )
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THIS MOVIE SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ABORTION!!!Look I'm a huge Halloween fan. I loved the original the remake and at least enjoyed %50 of the other Myer's films. Unfortunately this sequel was not only bad but it made me literally made me laugh out...more ( Short Review: 249 words )
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She should never have graduatedUnfreakin’believable! Ya know I went into the theater thinking I could relate to the story, a college grad trying to find a job but couldn’t because the job market and the economy are crap but… ...more
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Ashton Kutcher's Sex TapeYou didn't know?! Ashton Kutcher has a sex tape too. Eric Dane, Pamela Anderson, and Colin Farrell aren’t the only ones. The title of Kutcher’s sex tape is SPREAD, I’m surprised they didn’t ma...more
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Is It As Good As TV The Show?This a old review, I wrote back then on another site. I did the copy and paste here. Every movie that is made from a TV show, always have to live up to the original TV show or be better. M...more
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Yawn MachineI can’t believe I sat through the entire thing. I think kids today would know bad CG work when they see one so they’re not going to be fooled by this poor excuse for a family film. Some may argue ...more
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Not funny, and offensive.Yet another movie that insults men by making them look like sex-addicted pigs. That's so not even true, overall. I mean, how often do you see a movie about women wanting sex? Never. And yet, I'd guess...more
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Failure Should Be An OptionWhat a dum stupid movie, big Hollywood money wasted. What the film makers and writers thinking, that one day women will be able to make it into Special Ops, like in the Army Special Forces, Delta Forc...more