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What should have been a finale instead felt like a waste. The Hangover Part III, dares to try something new and actually falls flat, with no motivation, no interests, and more importantly, no comedy. it's a lukewarm finale to our beloved wolf-pack.Now I can almost guarantee now that we have a Hangover Part III its safe to assume that director and crew Todd Phillips and such were not expecting to making "The Hangover series" a franchise. Well fa...more
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Jaded doesn't even begin to describe itThe Hangover Part III is a 2013 comedy? Directed by: Todd Phillips Starring: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zack Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Heather Graham, Ken Jeong, John Goodm...more
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Death Of A Monster Hero/MenaceGodzilla (1998) Review- When I was a kid I was a huge Zilla fan, whenever one of the movies appears on G4 I would be delighted. Even though I can't remember most of that stuff from some of his movies;...more
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Ok this is a review of the movie not the bluerayI am soo sick of this happening i have seen several dirty comedy's recently but this was the lowest of the low it wasn't even all that funny and I was ashamed to have picked this out to watch with my ...more ( Short Review: 123 words )
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Dude, did they just kill Jeff Chang? No, but they might have killed their chances at a successful acting careerStarring an Asian dude from The Twilight Saga, the guy from 'Pitch Perfect', the cool guy from Project X, and high expectations Asian father who is also that random Asian dude from those old instructi...more
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Gratuitous and sacrilegious filmmaking of the worst kind.Welcome back, Rob Zombie! We lost one of the best American horror film directors to Hollywood for a few years as he tried his best to reinvent the Halloween series. It sounded like a great idea at the...more
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Proof that overly extended franchise fail, same as unneeded reboots.No Anna Faris. No other original characters. No Wayans involvement. From the outset 'Scary Movie 5' struggles to hold its own, reach a high standard - in all elements, and continue the franchise in su...more
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The Place Beyond the Pines becomes unbearable; only this time in length, rather than in sorrow.Who shot first? The bounty hunting alien Greedo or the rouge pilot Han Solo? Fans of Star Wars unanimously love Solo shooting first. He's the quick draw whose way ahead of the overconfide...more
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A whole lot of bravado and machismo in saving the whole freaking world while dancing!!!Paramount Pictures in association with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Di Bonaventura Pictures, Sky Dance Entertainment and Hasbro Entertainment present... Summer's here and it's time for the blockbu...more
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Well....it has Die Hard in the title.There comes a time where every movie franchise just hits rock bottom. Whether do to poor writing or just bad acting there's always that one sequel that seemly butchers everything the series had going ...more
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... The lengths OBLIVION goes to tell every other film's story except its own is stunning. Stunningly idiotic...Remember WALL-E? Sure you do. It was that half great love story with no vocals; half that terrible ill-focused social-statement. Well, take that first portion--all of the desolation, loneliness and cr...more
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This film needed a clearer identity and a solid reason to care."Unity, verisimilitude, and completeness are best obtained by plotting your story through the mind of only one of your characters"- A.E. Coppard. This quote from respected English poet and...more
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It's time the Joe's to retire so they can be rebooted a few years down the road.I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I think Stephen Sommers's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is better than Jon M. Chu's sequel G.I. Joe: Retaliation and I believe Sommers is a bad if not terrible...more
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HORRIBLE!!!Don't waste your money. The acting was so bad that it felt more like a school play. My husband and I actually got up and left during the movie. It was so silly and slow!!!! I hate that we wasted that ...more ( Short Review: 42 words )
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... Scene after worthless scene is designed to cater to the lowest expectation possible--nothing higher. It's pandering drivel that seeks to cloud proper judgment with EXPLOSIONS! MORE EXPLOSIONS! CG! MORE CG! 3D! MORE 3D! ONE-LINERS! BLARGH!!!***Right now, I'm staring at an armed figure that goes by the name, "G.I. JOE RETALIATION". He's a mean, mother. . . The worst, so I've heard. He's armed to the teeth. . . Pistols, shotguns, sniper ri...more
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[Insert clever quote here]Oz The Great and Powerful is a 2013 fantasy adventure movie. Directed by: Sam Raimi Starring: James Franco, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, Michelle Williams, Zach Braff, Bill Cobbs...more
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Jack needs to work on his Giant Slaying!!!Jack The Giant Slayer Review- Like most fairy tales turned into gritty, action-packed and as well realistic (Hansel And Gretel, Snow White, Red Riding Hood, The Brothers Grimm, etc.) This movie is rea...more ( Short Review: 241 words )
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... Both metaphorically and literally speaking, the ABC'S OF DEATH is a collection of filmmakers jerking off on their audience and trying to pass it off as artistic entertainment...Back in 2011, I was informed of a little contest via my sanctuary for cinema, Alamo Drafthouse. This little competition regarded an anthology of twenty-six short films all revolving around the nature ...more
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I actually liked the idea of the story, but they ruined everything it could have been.Kedir edineeie nene ejdnenj edujefne la,saw, iefmeo. That's about what it would be like if Ted the bellhop, a.k.a Tim Roth, were writing this with his constant twitches and convulsions in his fingers ...more
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No matter how many viewers it draws to Oz, it deserves no applause, simply because it had flaws that made me stop and pause."Oz" is not great, it is not powerful. It's not even good or passable. It's a failure that calls all the more attention to itself by being mounted on such a grandiose and flashy CGI-infused screen. Th...more