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... As a whole, Martha Marcy May Marlene is a missed opportunity as it was crafted as an Oscar contender first; a full-fledged character-study and narrative, second...In recent years, there has been a steady departure in cinematic norms. Much like the advent of "post rock" within the realm of music, our generation has adopted a new means of telling stories with cel...more
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"Breaking Dawn?...more like Breaking Bad (no relation to the show)...part 1In the first installment to the final chapter of the Twilight Saga, Bella and Edward finally tie the knot. The first weeks of their marriage prove to be the most difficult they've ever faced. The diff...more
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Paranormal Activity 2 & 3 were a waste of timeI did not see this a a gr8 horror movie...more ( Short Review: 10 words )
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Denzel Washington - Tony Scott= No one Will Be Safe From A Lukewarm MovieListening to the Joe Hallenbeck's dialogue to a gun thug about sleeping with his wife, I fell in love with Tony Scott and found that he could do no wrong. Watching Denzel Washington go bat sh*t crazy ...more
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More plot found in a television advert.Throughout cinema history, independent film making has become more and more common. With some of these movies becoming both interesting and genre defining productions. With tighter budgets and less gu...more
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Haywire is dressed as this stylistic action flick, but if you look a little deeper, there's actually not much going for it.A very bizarre puzzler of a film; Ok, watching it, it made no sense, looking back on it I still can't get my head around the 'plot', so here goes... Mallory Kane (Gina Carano) is an agent of some kind...more
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The Grey is a massive failure when it comes to being pure entertainment.The Grey is a film that had plenty potential to turn into something great. Unfortunately, the film never soars any further than the level it sacrifices itself at throughout the entire play. Movies lik...more
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Armageddon came earlyNew year's Eve is a 2011 romantic comedy movie. Directed by: Gary Marshall. Starring: Actors who wasted their time... Every year, just before welcoming the new on...more ( Short Review: 171 words )
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Don't open the lock or the dvd caseThis movie started out ok. But halfway through, the movie switched & had the main character become a vampire hunter for no good reason. It didn't make any sense. Nobody would just decide ...more ( Short Review: 131 words )
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why all the dirt and filthi for one thought this movie would have been great if it were not for all the filthy dirty talking and actions and it just runied the movie for me and i could not finish it i was so offended by it so ...more ( Short Review: 45 words )
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ONE PARAGRAPH REVIEW COMPETITION 4Taking forth upon a best-selling author, Joseph Crowne with a past, survives a car crash unscathed at 11.11, is called back home to help his brother attend to his dying father and he begins to acknowl...more ( Short Review: 208 words )
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i found this show very forgettablei for one thought this show was going to be great but the episode i watched was just flat and very forgettable in my appinion but dont take my word for it see for yourself because you may like it i do...more ( Short Review: 51 words )
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rather sad storyi had been wanting tosee this movie for quite some time so i realy wanted to enjoy it but it was just too sad and to depresesing for me to enjoy most of the movie i did however enjoy the end how they ...more ( Short Review: 70 words )
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not so hoti had heard great things about this show but no one bothered to tell me what the show was all about when they went on and on about it so i was curious one night and thought i would give it half a shot...more ( Short Review: 105 words )
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I feel Independence Day coming, oh wait....It's already the end of the year and it feels like not too long ago Valentine's Day was grossing in the theater and Gary Marshall was grubbing his hands on some cash for a film without any storyline w...more
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so not what i wantedI rented this movie expecting an action packed thrilling adventure but what I got was to take a nap and pay for it i mean this movie was like so boring it was not even funny how boring it was I was ev...more ( Short Review: 63 words )
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full of trash so mutch you wont enjoy itwhen we rented this movie i expected it to be a little dirty do to all the bad reviews and the complaints about it but nothing could have prepaired me for what was ahead of me i mean non stop violence...more ( Short Review: 105 words )
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why all the love it just ruined the entire show for meok I will admit the show started out having some fun and funny moments but after a very few minutes the show just took a turn for the worst and turned all dirty and raunchy beound belief trust me beca...more ( Short Review: 78 words )
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what a messI realy enjoyed this show to start with but then it just turned so raunchy and dirty that I just could not take any more and maxes attitude did not realy help matters at all it is a shame I had to let...more ( Short Review: 65 words )
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The Thing that Made me Vomit from my EyeballsOh my Goodness. I believe this movie should go down on the list as one of the biggest pieces of sh*t of 2011. If your going to come off as adding to Carpenter's version as a prequel and put a new styl...more