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The Only Things Gone Here Are A Decent Plot Line, Good Acting, Some Thrills, And Just Overall Fun. I See Why This Was Gone From Everyone's Review Box."*Warning: This Review Contains a Slight Amount of Puns Involving the Film's Title; If You do NOT Appreciate Puns Then You Should get GONE! (Last One I Swear).* Gone is an early 2012 "thril...more
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The Silent Theater Diaries, Part OneThe Silent Theater Diaries: Sat, March 17, 2012 1:45 PM Standing in the long ticket line waiting for these clumps of families to buy their tickets to the 3D disapp...more
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... A THOUSAND WORDS is a compelling premise buried deep inside a terrible film...When I first laid eyes upon the poster for A THOUSAND WORDS, I thought, "Hey, a film in which Eddie Murphy DOESN'T get to mouth-off for an hour-and-a-half. . . What's the catch?" Well, as it turns out...more
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An implausible movie which downplays jurisdictionLaw Abiding Citizen is a demagogic film which completely downplays jurisdiction. Judiciary is seen as something useless, which attracts us all too low. This is the kind of movie in which we have to be...more
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Oceans 11 had bite, Oceans 13 had jazz, and Contagion has grit and sepia tone/ monochrome beauty but what of these few films in his long line of film have hit you hard, doesn't hit here, not so much, not so much at all.If i am to be brutally honest- this is a brutally awful film. It is slow, its is mediocre beyond yonder, its too pretentious and stuck up its own arse to care about anything else apart from it being- ...more
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An incomplete picture whose structure is comprised of cinematic theft, THE DEVIL INSIDE became quite lucky with its box office, but has easily solidified itself on not only the list of "Worst Films of the Year", but "Worst Horror Films Ever" as well...If there are two genres which have overstayed their welcome, it would definitely be that of the "found-footage" and "possession" kind. Like drunken, awkward guests at a party that no one wants to admi...more
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The Worst Horror Movie of the Modern TimeI don't even know how to begin this review. I'm not gonna bother telling you guys that there's spoilers ahead, because, honestly, I don't want you guys wasting your money on this steaming pile of a mo...more
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This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. I tried to enjoy this movie , i really did. But sadly Its just recycled material that's not scary. Not to mention it leads up to one of the most flat out bogus endings ever..Money Back!Never in all my years (on this website or any website for that matter) have i ever given a movie such a horrible rating. Well i suppose there is a first time for everything. Devil Inside falls in the ...more
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Exquisitely crafted, curiously uninvolvingTHE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO Columbia Pictures Reviewed for MovieWeb by Harvey Karten Grade: B- Director: David Fincher Screenwriter: Ste...more
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Oh my god this movie really is f*cking garbage and i rue the studio, the director, and the cast for making this sh*tty ass movie I mean it''s so f*cking dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ok I'm sorry i had to tell you this but there is a more horrible movie than the Twilight series, Superman Returns, Zookeeper, Jack and Jill, The Spy Next Door, Diaster Movie, Ang Lee's Hulk, The Loser...more
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This has changed my life forever- but not in a good way*The Change Up is possibly the worst film I have ever experienced to watch- not only is it vulgar and pokes fun at self harming incidental BABIES-but it loves to laugh at the vulgarities of life- farti...more
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Apollo 18 has got to be the worst attempt at a horror-film in years. It's an absolute disgrace to the genre and only proves that it is dying from lack of creativity and sense of thrill.Summer has come to an end and the beautiful season that is Autumn couldn't of kicked off more disastrous. The spooky thrills that bump in the night from the Paranormal Activity cameras fly up to space...more
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Colombiana contains a plot that has been Taken from far too many other action-flicks over the years. Throw a little Salt on it all, and you've got yourself one horrible taste in your mouth you won't be able to get rid of.Colombiana has got to be the laziest, most downright badly made action-thrillers made not just this year, but in years. You think back at plenty of silly action-movies made over the years and you alwa...more
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No CommentSo to tell you I thought the movie watchmen was cool because of the trailer, but I couldn't see it because I was broke. So the d.v.d. comes out and so i decide to rent it instead of buying it on d.v.d...more
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I knew M.Night would f*ck this movie up.Ok, we all know of the Avatar:the last airbender,we all love the tv series and cult following the real heavy with an excellent story arcs. So it's the middle of summer vacation, and I hear theres a Ai...more
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... Isn't simply a testament to a once lauded director's fall from grace, but a hollow-brained misperception of what horror used to be-not is anymore...Wes Craven. . . Oh, Wes Craven. . . Have you not tarnished your once good name enough? I remember days long passed. . . Days when you were feared and respected for your cinematic work--not ridiculed! ...more
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The only good thing about this movie is that it was cheap.What an awful movie. Do not watch it. I barely stopped myself from fast forwarding through this. It's a terrible horror movie that has watery blood spurting everywhere like an old comedy sketch. ...more
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A TURKEY NO STARS- droops like a sexless penis. All good ideas, but not put to the test cinematically and not very well thought through.I Am Number Four Well I Am Number Four has been around since December for me, here and then it makes an appearance, drifting here and then. What it praises itself to be is beyond the limi...more
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No Stars-Turkey- Worst cinema experience ever, boring, dull, tosh cheap, you must be daft, as well as deranged and tasteless if you like this film.Big Momma's House is a film where you may watch it realize that nothing can get any worse while you're watching it, but through the duration, it skips beats of actual storytelling and just tries to re...more