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I really hope he rots in jail if the relatives will ever fill a lawsuit against Michael Bay and win the lawsuit against Michael Bay cause this movies goes one step far too many times that my patience for Bay to make a good movie is gone now.Before we start this review, let me explain a little bit of what this movie is based on. 18 years ago, a young couple named Frank and Krisztine lived happily together as rich people in Golden Beach, M...more
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After it turns into a teenage romance flick with lines like "Kiss me like you want to get slapped." It loses all credibility, not that it really gained any during the first half hour.Based on the 2008 novel by Stephanie Meyer (the Twilight Saga), The Host stumbles right out of the gate, with a terribly paced opening action scene right into a terribly woven script, and it never get...more
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Bad dialogue? Check. Horrible cinematography? Check. Horrendous acting? Check. Hmmmm... Let's add exploding birds.Minor spoilers alert: But who really cares when it's Birdemic? Birdemic: Shock and Terror is a film that should have thought about its title. The film itself is shock and terror to human e...more
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Horrible MOvieThis movie was stupid. A waste of time. WHo would have thought walking 6 days in the desert would be this boring!...more ( Short Review: 21 words )
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What was actually an intriguing premise and somewhat clever story-line, gets butchered admist on the path for destruction. The Host, fails in conjuring any sense of emotion and depth and instead makes you wanna take an aspirin because your head hurts.Before the final scene of the film in "The Host" there is a cut-scene that says "MONTHS LATER" well i'm not gonna sugar coat it that is what it felt like watching this movie. Based on the Novel by Ste...more
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F*ck Tyler Perry"Tyler Perry's Temptation" Review: Hey I'm going to to keep you a rather short review....if you watch a Tyler Perry movie, than you know that the guy does nothing new or anything worth watching as he ...more
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Absolutely NOTThis movie did NOT come with an appropriate warning. I was disgusted, repulsed, and it made me highly uncomfortable. The picture itself was well done, but the movie was incredibly distasteful. I would...more ( Short Review: 41 words )
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... Yeah, it looks pretty, but so may a prostitute under the garish glow of a red light district--doesn't mean it's good for you in the slightest...Every once in a while, I witness a film that transcends expectations and delivers a work of art that reminds me why I pursued my passion for cinema in the first place. I remember the first time I saw ...more
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Such a weak adaptation......For the last couple of days I have received bitter, angered, tempered comments of fellow film lovers and also critics about the much belated musical, Les Miserable's, a film that is both weak as a mus...more
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No redeeming qualities, forget it...This movie has absolutely no redeeming qualities. The movie jump starts, with no introduction to the characters and viewers being thrown into a confusing onslaught. The pace never changes, and you'll ...more ( Short Review: 129 words )
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2 hours of your life, gone...Absolute drivelling junk from beginning to end, little more than a thinly-veiled Christian snuff film, and a bad one at that. This film will have you rolling your eyes and exclaiming "Oh boy, you have...more ( Short Review: 51 words )
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Please...just kill meHouse at the End of the Street is a 2012 horror thriller movie Directed by: Mark Tonderai Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Max Thieriot, Elizabeth Sue and Gil Belows. ...more
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Hollywood + live action movie based anime adaptation + realistic elements = pure laziness.When it comes to movie adaptations, it is impossible to pull it off, mostly anime adaptations since anime has so much fantasy and wonder to it's source that to put in it on the big screen requires maj...more
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I suggest you grab a sharp chainsaw and start killing all these cash-grab sluts at Hollywood before such travesty like this gets released ever again.The film industry is dead to me. Originality no longer exists and audiences just want garbage that's either hip, cool or just based on some popular cartoon or show. Who needs a good plot ...more
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... I suggest slashing the tires before such a disaster of a road trip can even begin...Considering the wealth of Seth Rogen comedies that adorn the DVD shelves of any retailer and coat the silver screens of any theatre, I believe it safe to say that his brand of humor has definitely str...more
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King Theoden had a different meaning when he yelled "Red Dawn".Red Dawn is a 2012 action war drama movie. Directed by: Dan Bradley Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, Adrianne Palicki, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Isabel Lucas, Josh Peck,...more
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Why was this movie made? No reason.A theme, you could say, in the film is that there are no reasons for the occurrences that are happening on film. The movie spreads this theme throughout the whole thing ("Why are you holding a stuffed...more
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S.I.C.K.- Serial Insane Clown Killer... But he doesn't kill clowns. He is a Killer Clown... S.I.K.C.Wow, so I had not viewed a movie of this quality for quite some time now. One of those movies that has the whole home video look to it, and the zero dollar budget. Honestly, I had missed those types o...more
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EPIC FAIL!!!!The movie has interesting plot but the film was horrible!! The end was an EPIC fail!! I cross my heart, it s_cks!!!...more ( Short Review: 23 words )
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You've Crossed the Line PerryHave you ever watched a trailer or heard about movie coming soon that you know will be so terrible, but then you finally see it for it yourself and it's really not as bad as you thought it was. Well, ...more