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Oceans 11 had bite, Oceans 13 had jazz, and Contagion has grit and sepia tone/ monochrome beauty but what of these few films in his long line of film have hit you hard, doesn't hit here, not so much, not so much at all.If i am to be brutally honest- this is a brutally awful film. It is slow, its is mediocre beyond yonder, its too pretentious and stuck up its own arse to care about anything else apart from it being- ...more
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An incomplete picture whose structure is comprised of cinematic theft, THE DEVIL INSIDE became quite lucky with its box office, but has easily solidified itself on not only the list of "Worst Films of the Year", but "Worst Horror Films Ever" as well...If there are two genres which have overstayed their welcome, it would definitely be that of the "found-footage" and "possession" kind. Like drunken, awkward guests at a party that no one wants to admi...more
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the worst horror movie i have ever seenThis was one of the worst horror movies ive seen,people were laughing durning the movie no one screamed, i feel there was no story except everyone in the movje gets possessed and the ending was the wo...more ( Short Review: 46 words )
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I'm sure even the Devil is insultedWow, the first biggest piece of sh*t goes to The Devil Inside. Can't believe I'm saying this but I'll take Season of the Witch, the first biggest piece of sh*t from last year, over this any day of the...more ( Short Review: 198 words )
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The Worst Horror Movie of the Modern TimeI don't even know how to begin this review. I'm not gonna bother telling you guys that there's spoilers ahead, because, honestly, I don't want you guys wasting your money on this steaming pile of a mo...more
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TERRIBLE MOVIEIts the worst movie I have ever reviewed that I can remember,.It was just awful from beginning to end,.I cant spin it any other way...more ( Short Review: 27 words )
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This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. I tried to enjoy this movie , i really did. But sadly Its just recycled material that's not scary. Not to mention it leads up to one of the most flat out bogus endings ever..Money Back!Never in all my years (on this website or any website for that matter) have i ever given a movie such a horrible rating. Well i suppose there is a first time for everything. Devil Inside falls in the ...more
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it was wackit was wack i wish i saw another movie really bad ending>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i wish they added more to the plot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...more ( Short Review: 20 words )
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could not keep my intrestwell i wanted to like this show imean i honestly i tried to like it but it was just so darn slow and so darn boring after the two times i tried to watch it that i did not even bother trying agin after...more ( Short Review: 62 words )
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Exquisitely crafted, curiously uninvolvingTHE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO Columbia Pictures Reviewed for MovieWeb by Harvey Karten Grade: B- Director: David Fincher Screenwriter: Ste...more
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The Twilight Saga is just not crap its an abomination!the only cool thing was the endings birth nothing else the rest its crap just like every other twilight that has been released or will be released. they should have ended with the books even the sex s...more ( Short Review: 58 words )
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About as funny as watching old people f*ck.Simply not funny. Mostly just annoying and lame. NOt funny Not Funny NOt Funny Not Funny. Not funny NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY....more ( Short Review: 24 words )
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Oh my god this movie really is f*cking garbage and i rue the studio, the director, and the cast for making this sh*tty ass movie I mean it''s so f*cking dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ok I'm sorry i had to tell you this but there is a more horrible movie than the Twilight series, Superman Returns, Zookeeper, Jack and Jill, The Spy Next Door, Diaster Movie, Ang Lee's Hulk, The Loser...more
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Only Trilogy I have seen that goes backwards?This movie Sucked the first two times. Exact copy. Nothing new. Same Lame gayness takes place only ten years previous. Explains nothing that you didn't already know. A complete waste of time and money...more ( Short Review: 46 words )
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This isn't a horror movie.Just because People are retarded doesn't make it a HORROR MOVIE!This movie speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. I don't consider Anything that doesn't have a demon or some type of Monst...more ( Short Review: 40 words )
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This movie was terrible. Worst apollo ever.This movie was hard to follow or even stay concentrated on. Camera usage was too fast, too much, and too sketchy. This movie was suppose to bring suspense but brought a horrible experience to the audi...more ( Short Review: 36 words )
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This has changed my life forever- but not in a good way*The Change Up is possibly the worst film I have ever experienced to watch- not only is it vulgar and pokes fun at self harming incidental BABIES-but it loves to laugh at the vulgarities of life- farti...more