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... This zombie should be left out to rot.15 people found this review helpfulOnce in a while, a film is projected across a silver screen that surpasses the expectation of each and every viewer. It shatters preconceived notions of familiarity and renders us speechless. It pulls...more
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... It's too fast when it needs to be slow; too blatant and expository when it needs to be subtle; to disorganized when it desperately needs order...15 people found this review helpful***THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS POSSIBLE SPOILERS SO BE WARY*** To think it's been seven years since Ra's Al Ghul first tried to ruin Gotham in BATMAN BEGINS. . . To think it's been four years s...more
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WORLD PREMIERE: Prepare for something that is truly indescribable as your theatres roars in applause... Joss Whedon has officially created every fan boy's dream15 people found this review helpful'When you come to a project on a big scale as this, you have to breakdown on how you analytically approach it, especially when you have a reputation and everything is at stake' zipped Whedon. After a ...more
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RED CARPET REVIEW : The whole world will be watching..."Battle Royale for the Next Generation!" but still its own unique, faithful emotional tour-de-force... THE FIRST BLOCKBUSTER OF 2012 ARRIVES!!!15 people found this review helpful"Its weird because Battle Royale, is one of my fav films of time, the concept is amazing, and i love Asian Cinema. Also found it quite odd how I wanted to audition and be part of the remake to it, and...more
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It's back to the 80's for these cops and this audience.15 people found this review helpfulThe buddy cop genre was exhausted long ago. It started with a single cop in Beverly Hills Cop and then expanded to 48 Hrs., Tango & Cash, Bad Boys, Rush Hour, Miami Vice, Seven, Rising Sun, Men in Bla...more
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David Fincher's adaptation is about the same as the Swedish version, only its like an energy-drink this time around.15 people found this review helpfulGirl; a female child or a young women who mix socially or belong to a particular group, team, or profession; or even a sweetheart. Its safe to say that this "girl" isn't exactly a sweetheart, but she ...more
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Live and Die on This Day. Live and Die on This Day.15 people found this review helpfulI believe Liam Neeson is considered to be such a commanding and intimidating screen presence in the same way that Betty White is considered to be a hilarious comedian. It's not that what they're doing...more
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This is going to be a really short movie...15 people found this review helpfulBack in July, I wrote a review Wholly in rhyme for Winnie the Pooh Is it too early to try that again? Need I even make reference to that poem way back when?
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01:40:32 of dancing penguins, stray storylines, superfluous characters, beautiful animation, and a cringe-worthy scene of opera that immediately entered my hall of shame.15 people found this review helpfulA clocked experience of my thoughts about Happy Feet Two: 00:00:00 - A cute Looney Tunes short film just finished. The musical number worked well, but there's something hollow, oxymoronica...more
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"Get rid of that suit."15 people found this review helpfulJ. Edgar is an intentionally misguided film. Critics have complained about the non-linear storytelling, the broad direction, and the lack of stance taken on the subject at hand. I believe Eastwood is ...more
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#8 Fight Club, this is Jack's review.15 people found this review helpful**WARNING: This Review Contain's Foul Use Of Language And May Be Offensive.** You've been warned.... In Tyler we trust. Listen up all you slack-jawed, waste of space, sick son ...more
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Surprisingly fun, despite the flaws.15 people found this review helpfulWhenever given the slightest opportunity, one that you may care or careless about, that has to do with a film that looks like the lowest degree of awful, you should accept it. Especially when you're g...more
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Warrior is a nail-bitter with an incredible story of two underdogs. Therefore, it is twice the film Rocky ever was!15 people found this review helpfulWarrior is a movie that has been done before; in fact, we just something similar to it last year with the Oscar-winning drama, The Fighter. Though the originality of the film falls short, it accomplis...more
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Being a somewhat fan of the character in literature, not film, it comes as no surprise to me that the recent Conan the Barbarian take is a mess filled with unnecessary violence for the sake of entertainment. Go figure.15 people found this review helpful"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under...more
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No. You're not a pet.15 people found this review helpfulDate of mankind's fall: August 5th, 2011 Damn dirty humans: James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow, Brian Cox, Tom Felton Noble savage: Andy Serkis as Caesar (Spo...more
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Who ever thought old-fashioned would seem fresh?15 people found this review helpfulWhy is Captain America called "The First Avenger"? I suppose it's because he was born first. Nevertheless, this fourth (*groan*) big-screen superhero flick of the summer hardly capitalizes on its dire...more
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Goodbye, Harry. You'll be deeply missed.15 people found this review helpfulTonight, not only did I step into the final entry of what is one of the greatest sagas in cinematic history but I also entered a two-hour epic that would wrap up my childhood completely...and set me o...more
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The struggles that few will go through to see this Bay film fail are only outmatched by the lengths that Bay and Co. went through to give us a mind numbing, child-like experience.15 people found this review helpful"Block him, block him." Vehicles race down a semi-crowded highway, aiming for the supposed cover awaiting them in the city. A colorful array of vehicles, both civilian and military in fashion, surroun...more
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Like a showbiz take on survival of the fittest, The Illusionist takes us on a bittersweet journey of curiosity, dwindling determination, and the sad truth that entertainment is always wanted, but not always the entertainer.15 people found this review helpful"Magicians do not exist." -- Note on the Table. For every few artists and performers who are recognized (whether adored or abhorred) there are hundreds more who give it their all and end u...more