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| An ok movie if you have absolutely NOTHING else to do. The producers were smart making this a straight to DVD movie. It would've bombed at the box office. But as a straight to DVD, it passes as ok. | Cheesy movie with quite a few relative holes in the story. You can definitely do better. The Special features are horrendous and there is nothing fascinating about them. |
The premise of Joy Ride 2 is the same as the first installment... only worse. The original with Paul Walker and Steve Zahn actually was pretty decent... a 3 1/2 stars probably. But this sequel falls a little short on the suspense and excitement. And don't get me started on the lack of logical decision making by the characters in the movie. This story has too many holes. It definitely does NOT compare to J.J. Abrams original story.
The story begins with three teens (actually they're in their early twenties considering where they're going) headed to Las Vegas for the weekend. Two sisters and the boyfriend of the blonde sister (the single one is a brunette). On the way, they stop at a gas station and pick up a fourth. This guy they pick up is a friend of the single sister but... they actually met online (maybe on Movieweb haha) and had never met in person. Then this idiot suggests they take a short cut instead of taking the highway... and they do. What? Are you kidding me? Who in their right mind would pick up a total stranger that they met online THEN listen to his suggestions? They've known him three minutes and already they're doing what he suggests. STUPID.
The kids have car trouble (of course) and walk to a nearby house. No one is home, so the idiot everyone is listening to breaks in. Huh? Ok... whatever. The kids look around the house then find a perfectly good car in the garage. Once again, the idiot suggests something... you guessed it. They take the car. Who gives a shit if that's grand theft auto and you can go to jail for it. This movie is getting dumb and dumber. I started wondering if Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels were going to make a cameo appearance. Geez. Well the rational blonde sister (I'm being sarcastic) leaves her cell phone number at the front door so the owners of the house know who to call when they see their car missing. Doh! Homer Simpson style. That's right baby... why don't you give them your social security number and your bank account number while you're feeling so generous.
Well, the movie is just dumb so I'm gonna wind this down. The owner of the house turns out to be Rusty Nail, the killer trucker from the original movie. Now he's pissed cause someone stole his car and goes after the kids and starts playing cat and mouse with them. Only in this sequel, Rusty seems more vicious.
Again... there is going to be a lot of eye rolling going on when you watch this movie. There are many times this movie does not make any sense. Maybe it was because James Robert Johnston and Bennett Yellin are not as good screenplay writers as J.J. Abrams who wrote the original Joy Ride. Not sure why, but you're probably better off renting the original Joy Ride then this sequel. BUT... if you have nothing else to do and no other movie to watch, then you may enjoy it. Who am I to tell you not to watch it? I'm just a guy with an opinion who prefers to be entertained by better movies.
The DVD has very few features when you're done watching the movie. There are no deleted scenes, no gag reels, no alternate endings... just the following:
The Making of Joy Ride 2:
A simple explanation of the idea of how the movie got done.
Blood and Guts:
This may interest some friends of mine (Vamp and Crypt ha ha) due to the fact it's a segment about the blood and gore in the movie. It shows how the makeup played a big part in the deaths of a few victims in the movie..
Storyboard to Scene:
This segment explains how the director took a storyboard and transferred it onto film. Nothing special since all directors do this, but if you're interested on how THIS particular movie transitioned to film, then by all means... watch this segment. Otherwise, its pretty boring.
Again... who am I to tell you not to watch this movie. My wife enjoyed it but I wasn't too interested. I didn't hate it, but I definitely don't think its as good as the original. You'll have to judge for yourself.
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and TDK, quit being random, please lol
Crypt... ok... maybe you didn't love it, but you DID give it FOUR stars... so you really really liked it. Is that a little better? haha Seriously... I know you recognized the lack of common sense in the movie because you mentioned it in your review... I just had to poke a little fun since you poked some fun at me with the "my wife comment". Its all good ;)
And TDK... "riders in the storm"? Sorry... I don't get it. What's that comment supposed to mean? I tell you... ever since you went on that small hiatus, you've posted some unusual comments. So what's up?
The same reason Friday the 13th has 11 installments. Most of the movies in that series make no fucking sense but people love to see Jason kill dumb witted kids.
And Rusty Nails must be a fucking millionaire. His car was destroyed, his rig was destroyed, yet he has another brand new red rig at the end? With that kind of money, what the fuck is he doing driving rigs? haha
Oh and yes... my wife IS my better half. ;)
Well ya cant say I didnt warn ya. i guess you are just too tough in movies these days, man. lol I mean, what were you expecting? something better than the first?