"'You suck Sarah Marshall' is right!"
I thought this would be bad just by the trailer when it came out, because it didn't look funny. But time went by and it was in the theaters, then on DVD, but it seems recently when alot of people were telling me it was good. So I just rented it. Oh God! This movie was so terrible! It was not only pointlessly nasty, but completely unfunny. I know this review is short but this movie deserves a short review!
Ok, so this guy LOVES Sarah Marshall. But we only figure this out by a few pictures during the opening credits. Then WAY later we find out it was a 5 year relationship. But before we find that out, she randomly breaks up with him for this butt-ugly guy who is a famous singer, even tho he SUCKS. But guess what. I didn't give a shit. I didn't care that now this stupid asshole is alone. If he's in this crappy movie then he should be!
Anyway, he goes to Hawaii to escape from Sarah Marshall. But she's there at the same hotel...and there's 2 hours of just that. Ok, maybe the first hour 20 minutes is before Hawaii, but the rest is that, and since it wasn't funny, it was boring.
The only good things I can mention are the visuals. Hawaii is pretty and so was Kristen Bell as Sarah Marshall. For once, I actually liked Mila Kunies. She did terrible in American Psycho 2, and almost ruined Max Payne, but this time she didn't have a serious role and I liked her. Especially since she was so nice to the guy that Sarah Marshall broke up with.
Ah, horrible movie - skip it! Also, - random, pointless, frontal male nudity. GAY!!
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Thanks, Screenwriter.
Thanks, rlt.