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Santa's Slay (2005)

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"Waste of time and money, as Bret Ratner seems to have mastery over all crap, even that he doesn't direct."

The jokes in this movie are incredibly half-baked, poorly delivered, and in the end, not that funny. Santa as the spawn of Satan? I don't know man, to me this is just the kind of Shlock that people buy solely because it has their favorite wrestler in it. Of course, that kind of person would probably enjoy this stupid (though not really) bloody romp.

The scene where Santa rapes a family is in poor taste and is too over the line to even be humorous, it just ends up being uncomfortable.

Obviously I can't really give the sound a bad score, because I could (unfortunately) hear all the excruciatingly bad (and poorly delivered) dialogue.

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November 23rd, 2008 10:59pm
LOL, good review. Looks funny. Santa on the cover looks like a deranged garden gnome with a knife. XD!!!!! Again, good review!!!!!
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November 23rd, 2008 10:23pm
Crypt is right. The overall rating should be a 0.5 or a 0 star.... not 5 stars haha
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November 23rd, 2008 9:33pm
Good review, however might want to give this a lower rating that 5 stars, if you didnt like the movie.

and ya, this movie was lame.
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Reviewed: November 24th, 2008
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