CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE (2009)

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"Oh, wow, this movie was so great. It was good. Hold on. hold on. Juice me ..................Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh-"

THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING SPECTACULAR! IT NEVER STOPS! IT'S THE RUSH OF A LIFE TIME! MAN, IF THERE'S ANYONE OUT THERE THAT LOVES GRAND THEFT AUTO GAMES, THEN THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING SHIT FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! DON'T GET ME WRONG! I LOVED SMOKIN ACES, BUT THAT SHIT TOOK ITSELF WAYYYYYYY TO FUCKING SERIOUSLY! EVEN TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE STATHAM, YOU STILL WILL LOVE THIS OFF THE WALL AMAZING shit........uh..uh..uh..oh, man..i can't.....i can't....go on..i need.....something...must..stick my finger in the electric....uh..socket..do it.......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY, BUT WATCH THE FIRST ONE BEFORE YOU WATCH THIS ONE, TO SEE HOW HE ENDED UP WHERE HE DID. FUCK IT! OKAY! I'LL TELL! HE WAKES UP! TURNS ON HIS TELEVISION AND THERE'S THIS GUY WHO TELLS HIM THAT HE INJECTED CHELIOS WITH A VIRUS. IN ORDER TO STAY ALIVE TO KILL THE BOSSES, HE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO FUCKING NUTS TO GET HIS ADRENALINE UP. AT THE END, HE FALLS TO HIS DOOM AND IS PRESUMED DEAD! THAT'S DEAD! D-E-A-D, DEAD! NOW, IN THIS CRANK, HIGH VOLTAGE, HE'S DISCOVERED TO STILL BE LIVING! ISN'T THAT JUST AMAZING! SHIT! HE WAKES UP AND FINDS HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF AN HEART OPERATION, WHICH IS BEING DONE ON HIS HEART! THERE'S CHINESE GUYS ALL SPITIN AND THROWIN SHIT ON HIS OPENED CHEST! HILARIOUS! THEY TAKE HIS HEART OUT AND REPLACES IT WITH SOME PROSTHETIC SHIT! BUT THERE NOT DONE! THE NEXT THING THEY WANT IS JUST CRAZY, BUT CHELIOS DOESN'T LET IT REACH THAT POINT AND HE ESCapes and starts the...hunt...for his real.....heart...which is...is..is...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BACK, I'M BACK. WHAT WAS I SAYING. FUCK IT! GO SEE THIS KICK ASS! YOU'LL ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST! NOW, YOU CAN SIT THERE AND SAY YOU DON'T LIKE STUPID STUFF! WELL, FUCK YOU THEN! GO WATCH YOUR LITTLE INTELLIGENT SHIT THAT YOU THINK IS MAKING YOU SMART! GO AND WATCH YOUR LITTLE PUSSY ASS DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION SHIT! GO WATCH YOUR LITTLE PG-13 BULLSHIT! GO BITCH! sssp. hey. but if you wanna do some hardcore shit. come and see this.