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"Will this scare your chick, yes! but then she may cry..."


I didn't know alot about this movie till i saw it, yet after the 130 odd minutes i was over-whelmed with some fear and alot of sympathy.

The Orphanage is about a young girl who grew up in one and when older goes back to re-open it's old doors as a place for disabled childern.

The movie turns quite swiftly and the first 15 to 20 minutes is much the norm. but the women's young son has (what she thinks) invented some imaginary friends. from this moment it all gets very weird,the boy playing games on his parents and blaming his "friends", dark spooky hallways and loud noises at night, everything you expect from your typical horror movie.

But this isn't your typical horror movie, oh no, the last 40 minutes of the Orphanage has more twists and turns than your over worked slinky!!

At one point it changes direction from horror to a love story of the saddest kind, not being gay when i say this, but i almost choked up a little,........ ALMOST!

Suppose i may tell you this a spanish movie, so yes, the dreaded subtitles!! .....badtimes

But this movie has been produced by Guilllermo del Toro!...... goodtimes

If you don't mind subtitles, trust me, you won't be dissapointed!

Rad's rating: 5 stars

8 Comments & Responses


April 13th, 2008 6:12pm
wonderful review, liked it alot~:)
 
April 1st, 2008 10:01am
fuck the lion king, Bambi is my weekness, "mother?...mother?.......MUUTHAAARRRR?"

:( boo-hoo-hoo... sniff sniff!
 
March 31st, 2008 1:45pm
you kinda got a lil too drunk whilst typing this tom lol i dont get it! you big softy! its ok tho i cry during the lion king every time...fucking simba...
 
March 31st, 2008 12:37pm
cried my bloody eyes out!! lmao
 
March 31st, 2008 12:32pm
Nice review. Sounds like an interesting movie. ALMOST choked up? Yeah, right. lol
 
March 31st, 2008 12:28pm
im sure the dvd has some kind of dialogue change option. ha sappy bitch love it. if its scary enough to spook a drunken irishman im there haha
 
March 31st, 2008 11:23am
nice review.. I will most likely rent this when it hits my X-box live, but until then, probably not, i tend to steer away from subtitles and horror flicks when i'm paying the big ticket price.
 
March 31st, 2008 11:20am
sappy bitch.
 

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