Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

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"Are you kidding me?!"

Oh, man, did this movie suck. I haven't seen the older ones, and now I don't plan to. I'm sure they aren't as bad as this, because not much else is, but I still will never ever try them!! I turned this pathetic excuse of a movie off within the first 20 minutes. I just couldn't take it any longer!! I was pretty much dying. And in that 20-30 minutes I watched, all I saw was some fat kid getting teased. Let me tell you I didn't feel the least bit sorry for him, because he deserved it. I only saw 2 people get killed. The deaths were some of the stupidest deaths I have ever seen. Some high guy gets gasoline poured down his throat, then the killer makes him smoke some weed. Then the guy blows up. I know, it's pathetic, and just downright retarded.

The acting is some of the worst I have ever seen. I don't even think these actors were trying. It's like they just read off the random bullshit they call dialogue, and they don't even act it out, they just say it, and sometimes yell it. It's terrible.

Who cares who the director is? He is a dumbass who probably hasn't directed another movie in his life, and after this, he'll never get a job again. Actually, I wouldn't even be surprised if there wasn't a director.

For the visuals... nothing. You got ugly kids, and a cheesy set that is supposed to be a camp.

Don't you dare rent this movie, it will be the biggest waste of your life. I myself, most of the time enjoy a bit of a cheesy horror flick, you know, for a laugh... I wasn't laughing this time, and I am POSITIVE that you won't be either.

There's nothing wrong with the DVD itself, it's the movie that sucks.

That's all I have to say about that.