"Transformers 2 is a deff fall down to something that once met the eye but then was put in a garage sale. the one who bought it was its very first owner. but by buying the opportunity of a sequel, he though quality wont matter much."
A movie like transformers was something that meets the eye. something new, creative, and totally unique. its main reason was to entertain and enter a world of better cinema for the audience. but once money got in the way of a movie. the devil starts to work its magic on the sequel of it.
transformers was one of these movies that once you see you'd love and wait for more to come. but what happens next. the rain falls on your parade after you were proud of the first one and waiting for the second. and it was rainy on this one, even though we were inside the theater. transformers 2 is definitely watchable though, very much watchable. you'd wanna watch it more than once for sure. but why am I so bipolar for my opinion for this movie, because to choose a side, I truly can't. this movie, for me, cannot be put under one review. i'd have to make 2 reviews for these, too bad mw doesn't let you do that. WHY? because tranfromers can be seen from the "let's have some fun in the theater" section of the world. and from the "Critical way" section of the world.but both ways, when you get out of the theater you had watched these robots fight again, under bay's vision. you'll be out of there, with nothing to truly remember.
transformers 2 is a deff. fall down to soemthing that once met the eye but then was put under the garage for sale for some money. the one who bought it was its very first owner. Micheal bay. but by buying the opportunity of a sequel for so low money, he though quality wont matter, I'll take the same toy and put it on the screen. at the end there will be silicon on the screen. lots and lots of silicon. no one will notice the hatched toy that is broken now. too bad, bay, many many people did notice that. and truly think of it as another fall down in Hollywood's mainstream good fellas.
have you ever read a review for transformers 1, or its synopsis. if you did, then the story is the same with some twisting that once was not needed. the story starts with the autobots fighting the deceptions for some stupid the decepticons need to destroy our world. with that same story came some twists which were, no school but college. some more autobots and some more deceptions. the thing there looking for is not cube format, but another format. and just to make the story a little bigger. it will destroy the sun now, not only earth. so nothing that is truly exciting in the story section of the world of transformers 2.
and just once you remember shia's preformance in the first, you cannot stop giving him credits to doing what every teenager do. a little older but still shia was not a broken part of the toy we talked about through this review. too bad, none of the others were truly any good to the movie. the mom was literaly walking arround trying to be jhonny depp from pirates of the carribean. thinking it would work. the accent was not right though. so when she knew she failed, she remembered that she was in the first movie a mother and somehow at the end of the movie she goes back to what she was in the first. frustrating huh! I tried to make sense for that too. the only way to ignor that was to look at the father. well he truly was something to look at. it was deff, good to look that one part of the parents was not loosing his mind too. he was deff on a better roll than the mother. both of them made us laugh, so I guess the tears in your eyes where supposed to be enough to hide the truly bad acting.
and so comes megan fox in the start of the movie. I felt like I was in a strip club. throughout the whole movie when she was there. was she just supposed to stand and strip. oh, i wonder why all the boys liked the movie. I truly liked that. since I am a boy and my straight senses cannot resist something as good as that. but as I said, you'll get out of there with nothing in your eye to remember. just like a sex club. you'll keep it all in there. and then comes the spanish kid. I think so. IDK. he was a fun ride in the movie. he made a reveal to many bad cliches that where just too unmemorable. he truly can be one of the things that made the movie go a little right afterwards. he sorta made the whole thing turn arround and twist a little. giving the whole movie a sense of richness it never was on hand. too bad when something sorta good happens.... the visuals comes.
a 2 hours 30 minutes movie is truly long. but transformers 2 was not truly the thing I wanted to see in there. the movie truly met the eyes in this section for many reasons and had a huge let down in other reasons in this section. the movie was truly magnificent with visuals, the forest fight was the only good fight that truly is memorable for a movie like this. too good . all I saw was literally metal crashing in each other with huge amounts of explosions happening too fast to remember. everything was truly so fast and too much of a close up. you can literally see a lot of things going on. maybe too much. and the final scene is deff. something not to remember. I was so confused with all of these robots crashing each others. I barely could understand who was there. and I can truly say. the FALLEN, who was supposed to be the main point in the story is barely in the movie. and not only that but he dies in the very first battle he fought. I truly think this was pure sarcasm by itself. the fallen was the main point of the story. and it died in just the moment it was on earth. what were we afraid of. LOL.
now if you were the sorta guys who truly think its good to go, sit, watch and relax you'll enjoy the movie. the drama and comedy were truly niice. the things that happened truly worked there magic on the flow. the whole thing was awsome. you'll truly laugh to the point where you can't take it anymore. and still feel like crying in many other moments. that probably worked the movie on many people in the audience. too bad bay did not give me what I want and I want transformers. but even that distracted my eyes for a little. and when I got out of the movie theater. i remember all of the truly horrific things I watched in the movie. and say:"they televise THAT on nickelodeon and disney??". half the plot was about balls, sex and cursing. it was funny for me. but truly, shame on whoever takes the great cartoon people used to love and still do to make something like this. but that's not even the bad thing in the movie. the very only people who do that are the godo once. the autobots. the twins were awsome. truly great. but half the audience was cries of babies that are not that young and can understand anything said in that. I understand that PG-13 is truly a warning. but anyone under 13 can still enter with his parents and the ads, as I said before were on kids channel most of the times. WOW!
I walk out of the theater. and everything good that covered the bad was gone. the broken toy was alone now. in your memory. broken and horrificly put under the name of its main self, for the main price and for the same amount of minutes. what happened. for what I know, the bad took over the good. transformers is truly under the hands of bad. I just hoped I watched the first transformers again and never saw what was this. truly, the good is gone bad, very bad with a sequel like this. but lucky me had the warning before. so when I truly got into the theater, I wanted to see anything that's good in the movie to fight back the bad reviews, to say this is not happening. but after trying to convince myslef throughout the full day that what I saw was not it. the defeat comes at the end to truly tell me the truth of the reality of what was going on. one of my quadrets was stolen from me. it was covered with silver and gold to make it look good. the hit that once was is gone. the gold had melted, and all what truly was left was the broken toy. all what was left was what truly is Transformers 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.
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to micheal bay: you're shooting robots dude, not body cells.
Nice review, though. Like how you said it was a fall in Hollywood's mainstream.
thanks psycho.
thanks anyways.