SPEED RACER (2008)

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"Go Go Speed Racer! (and dont come back)"

WEll where do I start.....

First off this is another prime example of how Hollywood movies these days are special effects happy and so happy they forget to write a story and instead write a bunch of crazy computer effects and try desperatly to tie them all together. Speed Racer is visual cool as hell, my suggestion would be to find a cow pastrier and get some pizza topping head spinning mushrooms and head off to the theater, cause your gonna love it. Then later after the excitment will die down and you see the film sober you'll know it was the drugs that made the movie, not the storyline, or acting, god Ive never hated MAtthew Fox more than in this freakin film! Oh wait I hated him in Party of Five too, he redeemed himself slightly ion Lost but thats all gone now. I'll have nightmares of his big nose pokin out under a swimmers cap and sunglasses. God this movie was just a long boring visual ride of crap.

note. If you want really cool visuals watch Barkaka.

One of the only good things in this movie was John Goodman and that lil monkey wearing suspenders. I could watch ten hours of that monkey, before I will ever watch Speed racer again. Hell this movie actually made Resident Evil 3 Attack of Mila clones look better, I would rather watch the entire series of Sex and the City before ever watching Speed Racer again. God, the Wacokwski brothers are morons, the stole the idea for the Matrix and really the matrix is the only reason those two are around. So Go Go Speed Racer and dont come back. Unless you bring the lil monkey and have him drive the car.