CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE (2009)

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"Did I drop some change, or did I just hear a Chink?"

Ok, I had high hopes for this, being a big fan of the first. And this not only exceeded my expectations, but totally blew the first one away. I mean, the first is still totally awesome, but this one is way better. It is my new favorite movie, not kidding. Ok, it's actually a tie between this, and American Psycho. Yes, I never thought it'd happen, but a movie really did come close to beating American Psycho.

***SPOILERS TO CRANK 1***

Our story starts immediately after the first Crank, right after he fell from the helecopter and "died." But the first neglected to show that some doctors scooped him up and took his heart! And gave him an artificial one. Now, he has to keep his artificial heart charged up!! But why they take his heart, I will leave up to you to find out when you see this awesome movie!

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Jason Statham is the perfect Chev Chelios. He is not only the coolest actor ever, but a good one. He's I think my second favorite actor, right under Sam Jackson. I'm not gay, but I can tell, just by looking at him, that I'm sure he's got all the ladies all over him. The film also has a lot of returning cast members, but the only one I'm telling you is one you already know about- Amy Smart as Eve, Chev's sexy girlfriend. I wish she'd be in more movies. But I must say that out of all her pretty little pictures, and her movies... she looks the hottest in this. Gotta love that black tape over her boobies! So hot!

Same 2 directors as the first- Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. They are the most wild, craziest directors EVER. They so each scene to perfection, and really know how to entertain an audience. They are some of my favorite directors, and I'd like to see them do more movies. My only complaint for their Crank movies is that they seem to have some weird obsession with the male anatomy.

AWESOME VISUALS!!!!!! There's non-stop, wild action with gun fights, and blood everywhere you look! Aside from that, you got some nice, gratuitous camera angles of the hotties prancing around the stage in either nothing, or close to nothing. But the best visual of them all is the super-fine Amy Smart. She's gorgeous!

I almost didn't see this in theaters, due to a certian scene I saw in the 'restricted trailer.' I'm under 17, therefore I'd have to go with my mom, and that's be really weird watching next to her. But I just couldn't miss this movie in theaters, like I sadly did with Shoot 'Em Up. And I'm so glad I didn't miss out on this. And you shouldn't either! I know it's early in the year, and this isn't the type of movie people say this about... but...

BEST PICTURE OF 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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