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JUMPER (2008)

"Is a great movie"

I like this movie a lot

is adventure and exciting movie

some more got handsome actor

i think the movie having ending

cos the sammual L jackson havent die

and his friend also didnt die

i think have part2

The guy indentity is a mistery

i think part 2 will answer a lot question.

i hope the part 2 will more exciting

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slysnide
May 17th, 2008 9:43am
You think cuz he's in Malaysia that maybe that's why his grammar is so bad?
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Saquin Turok 'X'
May 17th, 2008 5:25am
Would like to see a letter of complaint to his legal advisor, or whatever they have in Malaysia. He'd probably get himself committed. Come on Tatoro, write more insane reviews.
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slysnide
May 16th, 2008 6:32pm
Oh yes!!!! That's a great idea! And we don't have to worry about copyright infringement since he'd be an idiot to come out of the woodwork to reveal himself.
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Vampire2000
May 16th, 2008 4:51pm
I think that someone should publish these poems, don't you?
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Bragg
May 16th, 2008 3:43pm
The Cloverfield one was just the first one and everyone knew about it so everyone was mainly slamming that one.
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slysnide
May 16th, 2008 2:35pm
Okaaaaaayyyyyyyy, so this review sucks even more than his "Cloverfield" review? Hm? Why aren't there more insulting comments????????????
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Bragg
May 16th, 2008 6:59am
lol
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Phatlightning
May 16th, 2008 5:09am
crazy crazy, malaysia must RULE!!!
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Bragg
May 15th, 2008 2:25pm
lmfao
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Aficionado
May 15th, 2008 12:15pm
BOTH...or neither?
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marcusx
May 15th, 2008 11:01am
hilariously insane? or insanely hilarious?
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Saquin Turok 'X'
May 15th, 2008 10:24am
Tartoro, you are completely bonkers. Your review style is admittedly informative, but hilariously insane.
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Bragg
May 14th, 2008 3:29pm
At least he's unique...and has his own style of random paragraphs, some periods, some not (as he'd say), but I still think he's brilliant in his own special way.
I like reviewing
I not like tatoro review
make my head pain and eye water in digsust (DIG-SUST)
Need to help destroying other movie site.
Die in napsack
Make me want to worm it.
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marcusx
May 14th, 2008 1:19pm
my heart wasnt in that one. but even if i tried, i couldnt even be in the same league as tatoro
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systemof9191
May 14th, 2008 1:09pm
wow, is this guy some half paralyzed, inbred, moron, who barely knows the english language
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Aficionado
May 14th, 2008 12:46pm
He may be a retarded monkey, but ya gotta give him credit that he keeps a distinct style to "reviewing" lol
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Phatlightning
May 14th, 2008 11:25am
ya see that just wasnt the same, funny, but just not the same.
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marcusx
May 14th, 2008 11:17am
i love tatoro review
make me pant shit
fun to read
fun to make fun
please die
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Phatlightning
May 14th, 2008 10:12am
lol god dammit, this is priceless. I was thinking the same thing bragg, I would hire him too, just to write like that, because I dont think anyone could immitate that THAT well. People would love it.
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Bragg
May 14th, 2008 9:38am
LOLOLOL Tatoro please keep writing reviews. If I were the publisher of a newspaper I'd higher him and put him under a review section entitled "what the idiots think." And I love how he just automatically thinks there is gonna be a sequel..."I hope the part 2 will more exciting" lawl
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Reviewed: February 16th, 2008
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