THE BROTHERS SOLOMON (2007)

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I am unsure how this movie crept into my household.Probably the same way these two actors creep into little kiddies rooms when they are sleeping!Seriously I have never been made as uncomfortable as this movie made me.And not because there is anything overly offensive or revolting but just because these two guys make uncanny pedifiles!They scare the ever loving shit out of me and they're terrifying and somehow sexually threatening smiles will haunt my dreams for the rest of my days!On another note the rest of the movie is.......BULLSHIT as well!there are virtually NO funny parts and this movie could'nt make me crack a smile with a role of duct tape a jar of vasoline and two balls of cotton soaked in rubbing alcohol.(cannot explain at this time)So if you like feeling uncomfortable and perhaps are yourself interested in being a pedifile,take notes because these guys have it down to a highly illegal science.Soooo good for them...I guess!But i like my movies pedifile free and if they're are any pedifiles they better at least be doing something funny!Dont force yourself to watch this people...not like how these two force kids to do them "favors".

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