CLOVERFIELD (2008)

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"I hate this damn movie"

God damn it. holy fucking shit. ok, now that we've got that out of the way, here is what i have to say about the "movie" Cloverfield: the worst fucking piece of absolute shit that i have ever laid my eyes on. i would rather watch justin timberlake suck george bush's cock. it was the most pointless fucking movie ive ever seen. like, youd think id be able to describe it, but there isnt a word fucking horrible enough to describe it. FUCK! heres a list of the reasons why i hate it, and more importantly, J J Abrahams. 1] it was filmed from the point of view of one of the characters who wanted to film the whole thing. its innovative, but after a while it gets annoying because the asswhole is annoying as fuck, and he just wants to fuck this one chick so most of the dialouge is his sorry ass trying to make conversation with her, that is, until the bitch fucking EXPLODED! which was actually pretty cool, one of the only good things. and that camera lasted through everything, had every feature known to man, and had the longest battery ive ever seen. 2] yes, you get to see the fucking beast, but you dont know how it got there, where it came from, how or if it dies, what becomes of the rest of society, fucking nothing. all you know is that these little starship trooper bugs fall off of it and fucking eat you. this thing was fucking invincible. even after all the pointless attempts with tanks and machine guns and rocket launchers and shit, it survived the biggest fucking bombardment ive ever seen in my life. this stealth bomber dropped a pay load of bombs that went for like 2 miles, like, i dont think that fucking plane could hold that many bombs, even after that huge payload, it still survived. which is bull shit by the way. even godzilla died from some missles to the chest. 3] everyone dies. thats it. all the main characters die. except one. you never find out what happens to her. so thats really fucking gay. i think that should be ample reason for me to be pissed so im just going to stop now before i murder someone. seriously, after that movie was over, i fucking went crazy in my seat and everyone watched me go crazy, then i was so pissed when we got out side that i ran out onto the grass and punched it for like 20 seconds. i really want to hurt j j really bad. if i ever find his sorry ass, i will make him beg for satan to fuck him in the ass hole, thats how much pain i will bring on him. seriously, he had some fucking balls putting out this fucking movie. i promise you, there will be riots in the streets tomorrow when the rest of the world watches this god damn fucking movie. i guess thats all i have to say for now. thanks for reading my filth....

this might be his address if you wanna maybe send some fucking hate mail or go with me to murder the bastard

500 South Buena Vista Street

Building 23, Suite 26

Burbank, CA 91521