SNAKES ON A PLANE (2006)

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This is one of those movies that if you like the title you will most likely enjoy the movie.I went into this expecting nothing but a little stupid fun...and STILL was dissapointed!The story is in the title so I dont really need to touch on that.The acting......wait did i just say acting in a review about Snakes On A Plane?!Lets just say Samuel Jackson will do anything!This movie is directed by David R. Ellis the "genius" responsible for Final Destination 2 and this awful piece of film.And lets just say it's actually a step in the WRONG direction for him.I can only imagine him on set shouting"And now the snake bites onto your ding dong and you shake around and scream....now your BOOBS!YOUR BOOBS!"Sad really.im pretty sure this movie is only called Snakes On A Plane because he could'nt get away with "Snakes In A Porn".And now lets talk about the real "stars" of this movie...the snakes.they all look like either CGI ass or little rubber snakes or in one instance.....an alligator.Now i am not asking a movie called Snakes On A Plane to be smart...but the fact that this movie was actually allowed to be made makes me question my love for movies....that is until the sequel "snakes on a boat" comes out.I hear Samuel Jackson will actually play a SNAKE in this one!"Im sick of these mother fucking people on my mother fucking boat!"

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