MEET THE SPARTANS (2008)

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"Better things have appeared on my toilet paper after wiping my butt"

This has got to be one of the worst movies, ever! This movie is a form of torture; you thought water boarding was bad? Don't let your kids see it, because it may be considered a form of child abuse. The movie(IF you can call it that) is 86 minutes of advertisement and product placement that is just thrown in your face the entire time.

This movie only made me laugh once. I will give you the joke because this movie is a waste of time. The joke is when Leonidas kisses the Messenger, Then Leonidas says "That is how men great each other in Sparta, with open mouthed kisses for the men...". That's it, the rest of the movie is stupid pop culture sight gags.

I'm willing to say that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are worse then Uwe Boll. In the end don't waste your time.