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"DIDNT SEE IT, BUT READ THE PLOT"

This movie will never be seen by the eyes attached in these sockets. i cant believe this went to theaters. i read teh entire highly detailed plot and was left skeptical.

The idea of this movie is obsurd and frankly, shit. the only good thing revealed to be in the movie is that uwe boll plays a part in it and gets shot in the dick by a pistol. if that were to happen in real life, people would awake from 5+ year coma, terrorism would cease to exist, george w. bush would be assassinated, tila tequila would pick if she likes boys or girls(either or she would pick me) reality tv would end(including her show) and celluloid dreams would be diagnosed with cancer.

Dont see this movie. its by uwe boll which is enough to be given no stars in every category.

21 Comments & Responses


June 12th, 2008 2:26pm
i still say i was too lenient
 
May 17th, 2008 12:39pm
You bring up a good point. Why are the lamest ideas for movies/television shows picked up by any company/network in the first place???? Several movies like this suck really bad! And yet you still see the same shit coming out in the teenage genre! WTF!!!! I mean MTV is the perfect example of what I'm talking about. I mean sure, it used to be good...like 12yrs ago! Not anymore! Too many reality tv bullshit! Movies and shows like this must cease to be aired/released anywhere!!!!! Everyone deserves better!!!!!!
 
May 17th, 2008 10:22am
ckeck out IMDB or wikipedia. you will laugh at the fact it was actually made into a movie. i read it all and it sucked ass. again i say trust me on this one
 
May 17th, 2008 9:39am
Where can I read the movie plot? I wanna laugh a bit.
 
May 7th, 2008 8:16am
i read the entire plot that explained the movie with great detail. i feel like i have read enough over it to write a review. trust i did it justice
 
May 7th, 2008 7:58am
he doesn't, no one likes guts, he just bashes things and loves explaining how he knows sooo much more about the fake monster movie "Cloverfield" than any other human walking the earth, even its creator. Get a life prick.
 
May 7th, 2008 7:50am
ok fish? clever hmm if you read the headline dumbass it clearly states i didnt see it. i was merely stating purpose. its uwe boll. im sure your taste in movies is right up there with his. you and JR should become budds. hes always scrounging for friends and im sure you dont have many besides your left and right hands
 
May 7th, 2008 7:41am
lol JR is funny. Hey ass, how're you gonna review a movie YOU'VE NEVER SEEN?! Idiot. I ate that fish fuck
 
April 27th, 2008 11:18am
hey dick fuck
 
April 27th, 2008 5:41am
SHUT THE FUCK UP JR!!!
 
April 27th, 2008 2:46am
hey fuck nut
 
April 26th, 2008 11:03pm
shit fuck
 
April 24th, 2008 12:37pm
new review
 
April 24th, 2008 7:49am
but i like tits so i will see the movie
 
April 23rd, 2008 3:00pm
haha lol making all the boll movie reveiws nice
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:13pm
At least it's a funny review lol
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:13pm
ha i knew it!
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:04pm
i saw blood rayne and it was a total piece of shit
 
April 23rd, 2008 1:19pm
i didnt see this or bloodrayne. and i still gave them both 0 stars. but i guarantee you if i saw it, i wasnt far off with givin it that
 
April 23rd, 2008 1:05pm
your an idiot! lol, fuck it, i WILL see this movie AND give it a real review!
 
April 23rd, 2008 11:20am
your getting ridiculous.
 

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