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"Super-Shit movie!"

All i can say is,"Why God?....Why?"

Surely if there was a god he wouldn't let humanity create such things, right?......WRONG!!

He's prob sitting up there on his fluffy white cloud getting a kick out of us poor souls who (just to please their other half) watch this crap! and best of all, my girl hated it prolly more than me!!

It steals more scenes from spiderman than Marcusx has crabs! ;) i thought with it being called "superhero movie" that more of the comic book movies would get a doing, nope, 90% spiderman.

The only reason i gave it one star is cause Leslie Nielsen does have a few moments where i actually laugh! it's just a shame that he feels he has to be involved with these crap spoof movies nowadays.

Where did all the good spoof movies go to? i'm talking about movies such as Spaceballs, Hotshots, Scary movie 1, Top secret, Naked Gun, Blazing Saddles and even Police Academy 1!!

I have completey giving up with this type of movie thanks to "men who seen 300" and "2 of the writers from scary movie"...... clearly it was the 2 shit writers who never got asked back!

Fucking terrible movie!!

Rad's rating: a very pissed of 1 star (and thats for Nielsen, the movie ain't worth shit)

14 Comments & Responses


July 10th, 2008 8:54pm
True enough on both counts. But I've yet to see "Resident Evil." And the other vampire movie that I mentioned in my "Dracula" review as liking as much as it, but in a totally different way was "From Dusk Till Dawn" by the way. Though I haven't seen it in a year, and should catch it again before I review the movie.

And my "Dracula" review has popped up on the side-bar.
 
July 10th, 2008 8:31pm
XD Zombie movie? I'd see it, but see my opinion is that Zombie movies try too hard. Most of them end up corny and stupid. Although there are a few I've absolutely loved. Like Resident Evil.
 
July 10th, 2008 8:27pm
I'd like to see that as well. Along with Zombie Movie! But I'll do one better with: ZOMBIE VS. VAMPIRE MOVIE!!! Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!!!! (the corny evil laugh).
 
July 10th, 2008 7:52pm
I want to see a Vampire Movie, that spoofs all the different vampire movies. I'd laugh my ass off. By the way, I'll chek the review out.
 
July 10th, 2008 7:36pm
WOW V2K. THAT surprises me. But I agree with radimus, they needa get back to making the GOOD spoof movies. The only "Movie"s from these series that were good were the original 3 "Scary Movie"s. Nothing after was any good at all. Seeing as the horror genre is easier to spoof than all the other ones they've gone into (Date/Epic/Superhero?Disaster), then they should get back to doing that, cuz there's no law that says it HAS to spoof a modern movie. Why not spoof the original & remakes of "Texas Chainsaw" & "Halloween"? Hell, why not throw in Freddy Krueger & Jason Voorhees in there too. Sure, they were spoofed in "FVJ," but that was the kinda 'horror' movie that DESERVES to be spoofed. The best part is, they could just remake the same movie over again, except with the cast of the "Scary Movie"s and they'd all laugh just the same. (and Greg from "SC1" was in "FVJ," so they're already on there way).

Oh, and V2K, I finally reviewed "Bram Stoker's Dracula" like I said I would if you wanna read that.
 
July 10th, 2008 6:42pm
I want to see this.
 
July 10th, 2008 5:11pm
Yay! someone agrees that this was shit!

like the title of the review
 
April 21st, 2008 5:26am
leslie Neilsens scenes were the only part i laughed at. everything else suked
 
April 19th, 2008 11:37pm
the movie sucked? i agree
 
April 7th, 2008 6:54am
wow i only have about 378 crabs but if its compared to that and this movie i certainly wont see it.
 
April 7th, 2008 4:24am
i havnt seen this movie and do not intend to, to be perfectly honest I was debating whether or not I was going to read your review just because it was referencing this piece of shit. ok. I'm calm now. Nice review rad.
 
April 6th, 2008 4:49pm
yeah, it would have been cooler if they touched more upon other hero movies, but naturally they are going to use a major hero as the whole basis for the stroyline. Remember, Spaceballs, although it had other bits of Sci-fi in it it, was predominantly based on Star Wars. Not to say this spoof is any good but it doesn't bother me so much that it's mostly Spider-Man. But in that case you're right, they should have come up with a different title. The writers probably wanted the movie to be associated with the Scary Movie series.... hence a simple change from scary to superhero keeps it part of their little spoof world. Thanks for the review... I'll certainly pass on this one ;) Joker 2010
 
April 6th, 2008 1:45pm
there was 1 or 2 bits that they show wolverine shaving his legs for 2 seconds and they have a black Professor X, but it's pure terrible!!
 
April 6th, 2008 1:34pm
That's funny shit man. I didn't expect anybody to like it, so i can't believe the average score on here is 3 friggin stars. lol I haven't seen it, and now i know i'm not going to. That bit about marc was funny. And i don't get why it was all spidey either. It's called superhero movie, and they only make fun of one super hero.
 

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