HALLOWEEN (2007)

Bragg

Lawl

marcusx

officially the most commented review of all time

slysnide

Way too high a body count for a GOOD Horror movie. It takes away from the amount of suspense leading up the killings, making it have barley any suspense at all actually. And suspense is what keeps these movies scary, not gore. Just check out the original, or my review of the original and you'll see what I mean. But this movie was still enjoyable, funny, and yes, fast paced. The basement set looked cool. A good old fashioned popcorn flick with a 21st Century horror movie spin on it. But the original still reigns supreme above all else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bragg

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha I hate you JR I cant put any grammer in here fuck its so hard to type like this lord help me

Phatlightning

roflz, this damn review.. grammer is WAY overrated we all need to just talk like this change topics whenever just understand i wont use a comma or period this review makes me wanna use a power drill and drill into my temple marcus didn't like prom night shit i used an apostrophe fuck force of habit taboo period

Bragg

True. Like Cloverfield haha. But yea I just never had an interest in it.

marcusx

i guess its sheer stupidity makes me enjoy it. hey we all have movies we like that others hate haha

Bragg

I couldn't even finish it...I love Jack Black as an actor and musician but in that movie...Idk, just wasn't for me. I like triple dots...

marcusx

i still laugh when i watch nacho libre. i dunno why, maybe another guilty pleasure?

Phatlightning

yea theres no way you can call superbad crap, it was hilarious.

Bragg

Ok, Napolean Dynamite and Nacho Libre yes, Superbad? No. Clerks II? Hell no. And I agree Marcus.

marcusx

this review has gotten far too many comments. 41? ridiculous

Vampire2000

Oh, I'm not a fan of those kind of comedies, I hate the stupidity that lies around them. Napolean Dynamite was crap, Nacho Libre was crap, Superbad was crap, Blades of Glory was crap. You see what I'm getting at? I miss the old comedies like Arthur, Robinhood: Men in Tights, and The Ref, you know what I mean? That's why I'm so excited about this You Don't Mess with the Zohan movie, it actually looks like it'll be funny, same goes for The Love Guru. No offense is meant to you though if you liked any of the movies I said were crap.

Bragg

haha I was quoting Clerks II when I said the deaf dumb and blind thing

Vampire2000

Well I know who Helen Keller is, and I wouldn't call her dumb. She was Blind, Mute, and Deaf in a time that no one was able to do much with it, and somehow she learned how to cope with it. So not dumb.

Bragg

Yea, she's deaf dumb and blind wtf would be the use

Vampire2000

I don't know. Is that the point?

Bragg

haha wtf would Helen Keller be doing at a tuppleware party?!

Vampire2000

I. . . Don't. . . Get. . . It. . .

Bragg

like Helen Keller in a tupple-ware party.

Vampire2000

Like a fart in a phone booth, as my father always says.

marcusx

crypt, your comments fit like a broken bottle in a play pen

cryptkeeper

I like the remake more than the original or any other Halloween movie.

Vampire2000

That's almost what I did, but being such a fan of the Halloween series itself I gave this a chance, and I'm glad I did. It was great, just as I've said nonsensical when it comes to this movie. That's the one thing I disagree with on this review, too, is that the new one was better than the original. The new one is probably up there in the top three, but it is my stern belief that the original is the owner of the number one spot.

Bragg

Well that's kinda what I mean, I like the Halloween series and I'm like OCD about order and structure, so if I were to watch it I would throw a fit because it doesn't make sense haha.