"U BASTARDS RUINED THE DRAGONBALL Z FRANCHISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Throught the years,hardcore DBZ fans were waiting for an awesome Dragon Ball
Z movie to come out,but Hollywood just
rushed the movie in ,they dint give a fuck about Dragonball Z fans for one thing..JUST FOR THE FUCKING GODDAMN MONEY $$$!!Dragonball Evolution my ass,more like this is an insult to the
franchise!
The story is stupid and doesnt make any sense,Justin Chatwin plays Goku,
a teenage kid who has a terrible life
in high school until his grandfather
Goha wait...GOHAN IS HIS GRANDFATHER!?
thats Goku's son,not grandfather!!!.
So anyway,Gohan gives Goku for his
18th birthday a "DragonBall",but he
realiazes that there are seven dragon
balls to find before an alien named
Lord Piccolo{James Marsters}finds them
all and duh destroy the world blah blah
blah -_-.
The script is sooooo gay and cheesy,i just sleept throught the whole movie,
was up with the fucking script?!they
could have done it better,but JEEEEEZ
they just do like this "lets put some
cheesy dialouge and making no sense for the rest of the movie YEEII!"...
The action scenes are a disaster,if you
were expecting an epic fight of Goku vs Piccolo,then your fucked,the fight its a piece of shit and its lasts only 1 minute YES!!ONLY 1 FUCKING MINUTE IT
LASTES!!!!!!.
the acting is also a waste of damn talent,Justin Chatwin as Goku?!?!HAA,
thats real,hes makes Goku look like
a fucking fag in the movie and they
hired Chon-Yun-Fat as Master Roshi!?!
HELLOOOOOOOOO!!hes old and hes a pervert and he has a sense of sexual humor,but NOOOO they removed all was
left of the characters and blew it like
if was a nuclear bomb.
And also,Hollywood is planning a Pokemon live action movie...A POKEMON LIVE ACTION MOVIE???????????are u shitting me?!?anyway,Dragonball Evolution is not for die hard fans of the Dragonball Z franchise,IS FOR KIDS
ONLY!!!!instead of being a hardcore R
rated movie,its towened down to a PG rating.Thanks a lot Hollywood,u know
what im gonna do?......IM GONNA GO TO
HOLLYWOOD AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U IN 20 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!
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While this movie does look absolutely awful, and while I know little to nothing about Dragonball or Dragonball related products, I've come to understand that this ISN'T Dragonball Z...it's Dragonball...no Z. Looks like you hated it for the wrong reasons.
Vamp, is it a goth trait to like girl movies?
no but it is really that bad.
RavenX god of light, i really could just not agree more. I really made fun at the movie and I haven't really wattched DBZ. It still sucked (the movie). BTW, i think I'll be cheking DBZ out sometime soon. not that the movie had anything to do with it.
Hanna Montanna takes priority this weekend, though. ;)
Again, man, great review, but I'll be seeing this anyway.
and yes i agree with u,donny 7,they could have done it better.Fucking Assholes at Hollywood
Good review.