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HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)

"Could'nt live up to the hype."

When i first heard Rob Zombie would be directing a horror movie i was extacic to say the least.I am a HUGE fan of Mr.Zombie but I must say this directorial debut leaves alot to be desired.Lets start with the story.Now i know it is hard to come up with an original idea,especially in horror nowadays but I am suprised this movie was not sued for using the EXACT same story as Texas Chainsaw Massacre films.A family of sadistic,cannibalistic psychopaths and the poor young kids who wander into they're midst.Now do'nt get me wrong certain SCENES were original but nothing amazed me in the slightest.It is deffinitely what i thought it would be.The acting is'nt too bad the psychopaths are psychotic and the kids are....well kids,so what else can you really ask for?Although no performance is spectacular,the best being Mr.Zombie's wife Sherri who is absolutely mental and quite sexy....(Dont hurt me Rob).It breaks my metal loving heart to rate the directing of this movie so low but I have to be honest and you still have a long way to go Zombie.The visuals are AWFUL!Probably my biggest problem with the movie is the visuals.First of all this movie was hyped that it would be extremely violent....did I miss something?This movie was tame and most of the gory scenes were hidden by an awful camera view.At some scenes i guess they just thought it would be cool to give you the effect as if you had just held a magnet to your T.V screen and warped the color.And not only that but some scenes are linked to scenes(having nothing to do with the last one bear in mind!) by nothing but a spastic acid trip of camera work and color.Which is sooo much less effective than you know.....a story.So I am sorry to say that somehow Rob missed the mark and i hope he continues to work and improve his directing style.Better luck next time!

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April 27th, 2009 9:34pm
at least the final words of my argument, was an actual argument!!! Lame final words babe!! I win won this round!!!
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April 27th, 2009 8:22pm
the final words of your argument prove that you have no taste in movies. That is all.
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April 27th, 2009 12:35pm
Harsh words for the man who's wife you wanna nail!! I think you should have more respect mister!! A wannabe? lol what is this, 4th grade?? His music is pretty original if you ask me, he's old enough to have started what other punk kids recreated (other metal bands). & he knows how to please his large amounts of fans! he knows whats good, and he made it better (HALOWEEN.. cough, cough)
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April 26th, 2009 5:55pm
good argument babe!But while you may have hardcore Rob Zombie fans behind you,and theres a suprising bunch of you!I am however unflinching in his directorial inadequacy!He would have been at home in the eighties when horror was just getting reeeeal good but now as the audience we wanna see something new!You can cover a piece of dog shit in silver...but its still a hunk of shit!And if trying to shock us with psychadelic visuals,recycled plots...or just totally ruining a good horror franchise..(halloween....cough...cough...)is all he can offer he may as well put his camera on the dusty shelf along with his music because when it comes to both hes a fucking wannabe!BOOYAKASHA!!!!
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April 23rd, 2009 11:05pm
Well, I'm going to have to respectfully disagree!
I see your point, the story line is kind of similar to that of
Texas Chainsaw! But you said it yourself, it's hard to have
a super original premise for a horror movie nowadays!
At least Zombie took his own twisted version (not "stealing" the idea, might i add) and made it memorable! I think for his first shot at directing, he did a damn good job! I have to agree with the visuals, they did blow! but when was this movie made? I think Zombie was trying to create a unique approach from cutting from scene to scene. Or just trying to allow the stoner fans to appreciate the film more when watching it in the theater! but other than that he created characters that were truly horrifying, without making the villain(s) something over the top and unrealistic! Speaking of the characters, you found Sherri's character Baby.. how did you put it, oh yes thats right.. "quite sexy"? Mental patients turn you on?? thats just dandy!! this movie was one of the best horror movies of our time, in my opinion! & the sequel The Devils Rejects, was a great ending for Zombie's creative murderous characters!
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November 24th, 2008 5:57am
Kinda disagree wth you on this one; I thought it was, well, interesting, until the last 1/4 of the film; then it fell apart and I lost interest. Have you seen The Devil's Rejects? You may like that one better. I did. Great review nonetheless.
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Reviewed: April 6th, 2008
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