"Bay back on top form, emotionally intense, spectacle action sequences...This is Power Rangers Megazords for the Big Boys...Get ready for the adrenaline rush."
Ok while it's not the best film of the year...I preferred Drag Me To Hell & Star Trek, but this hits the 3rd note.
But damn the action is spectacular from Optimus Prime jumping out a army chopper transforming dropping down with a parachute from Sam, Mikaela, the marines and 3 autobots taking on 15 decepticons in the Egyptian desert and a full on pure adrenaline rushed of hard core action, explosions, spine ripping, bot breaking and ripping that lasts for THIRTY MINUTES (Yes you did read that right).
To a perfectly ortchestrated and emotionally death and near death of 2 crucial characters.
While the plot is quite thin, its visible but who is here for the plot of Transformers, your most likely here for the spectacle CGI, Bay's mad codes and conventions for his OOT action sequences and Mikayla (Megan Fox).
The film begins with the background of the first decepticon to land on Earth, a faggy Decpticon called the Fallen, whose screentimes remenisce's of a certain symbiote in a film with that Peter guy in the red and blue tights.
Ok so the allspark was never completely fully destroyed, 2 pieces remain, one in heavy guard by the army and one in the hands of Sam (Shia Lebeouf), whom have decided to dump Megatron (Hugo Weaving), in the ocean guarded by a shitload of Navy battleships, but that doesn't stop him from being brought back to life by the allspark.
And when Sam touches the Allspark, he begins to start seeing this symbols known as cybertonian.
Of course the next 1hr is all about trying to find out what these markings are and as Sam spirals more and more crazy, the film just get more bizarre, as the symbols lead to the greatest energy source on Earth, hidden by the first autobots/decepticons.
With plently of twists and turns, and emotionally tense moments filled with hilarious comical moments and a brand new array of characters that now swear and have proper personalities from gangsters and street like stereotypes.
If you can imagine a transformer saying 'They will whack me, if i squeal!' and he refers to Ms Fox as a goddess, lol.
And transformers saying
"Well that's because your a pussy!'
Then your in for a hell of a ride
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen is an all out action masterpiece set on the boundary and levels of Terminator 2, but its shame the story aint as brilliant.
Just enjoy the all out war between the decepticons and autobots...
This is Optimus Prime...Sending this message...And finally saying...
YOUR SEE ME IN TRANSFORMERS 3
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PS. Mr Bay Pwns Nuubs
I did research on Galvatron and your correct, about Megatron & Galvatron being the same. But Bay revealed more than i said, to me it seems like they preferably already have a story planned out for Transformers 3, well the way he flew on about it
I manaaged to hang with Bay for a bit, until some reporter came in to take a picture thinking we were father and son, which we both laughed.
Bay also stated and confirmed at the primere that Transformers 3 will be the final installment for him.
But i can offer you a detail that apparently the 3rd installment will feature a Transformer called Unicron, apparently his going to be this special armoured tank, and they are considering some Galvatron dude.
What, did he run out of batteries...?
And thank you for doing that tad favour, it meant quite a lot, since we've preferably seen the film 4 days before most people.
Also can we delete these commies, that we posted, so that we don't spoil the film for people who have yet not seen it that may end up reading this, review.
I look forward to reading yours by the way.
But you've failed to acknowledge, that he does. So i don't know which film you were watching, or maybe you just don't remember the epic forest scene battle