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DOOM (2005)

"This movie is a piece of SHIT!!!!!!"

I absolutely hate this movie!! I recorded it the other night. It was so horrible, I turned that2 f**king shit thing off!!! It is my least favorite movie I have ever seen in my life!! The story was probably written down on a napkin by two drunk assholes who released it to the public, and why they did, I will never know...

So, some stupid care-nothing bastards go to a science lab taken over by mutants in cheap ass halloween costumes. The soldiers care nothing about the mission, each other's lives, or anything, except getting laid with conaminated girls! I mean, come the f**k on!!! I'd rather watch Go Diego, Go! The acting was the worst part!! It was painful to listen, because this is the worst acting I have ever seen in my life!!! Elmo is awesome compared to this (deleted)!! Never ever see this shit, for I can assure you, you will probably get a brain tumor after watching this!!! Acting? BLAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! (That's the sound of me vomiting!) You would be a f**king asshole to see something as shitty as this toilet scum!!!!! This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life, and the worst I will ever see!! I am f**king begging you, DON'T SEE THIS STUPID MOTHERF**KING PIECE OF JUVENILE SHIT!!!!!THIS IS THE WORST RATING I CAN GIVE THIS MOVIE,ALTHOUGH I WISH IT COULD BE WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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July 25th, 2008 6:41pm
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July 25th, 2008 5:00pm
di revew wuz awsom

luv de clown by da way. iz dat from Wall*E?
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June 25th, 2008 9:08am
I agree whole heartedly. "DOOM" the game was like a darkhouse thrill ride, not a horror/action styled film where they never show too much of the monster, cuz doing just that in the game made it kick ass!!!! This movie was terrible, and I absolutely hated it that Sarge was made out to be the villain!!! He's supposed to be the kick-ass hero!!!! Not the scumbag semprefi guy you hate for needlessly mowing down the innocent/uninfected over incompetence!!!!! How the hell this flick got the green light, I'll never know, and don't really wanna know!!!!!! It needs to be done right so as not to scar the series, cuz it is possible to make the film as kick-ass as the game!!!!!
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June 25th, 2008 6:06am
Should I take you seriously, this review coming from a clown who gave Spiderman2 5 Stars and said it gave you a headache.
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June 17th, 2008 8:32am
LOL!!
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June 17th, 2008 8:02am
you gave it half a star in visuals, so clearly, NOT the worst review you could give. And you are obviously an asshole for seeing it yourself..man, bad day for you.
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June 5th, 2008 7:48pm
I didnt find it that bad except for the acting the rock was the worst
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Reviewed: June 2nd, 2008
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