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"What Did You Expect Me To Rate This Piece Of Shit?"

Very Stupid

Very Cliche'

Terrible Acting

No Fucking Point

Huge Piece of shit

Only went to see in the hopes of getting laid and the bitches wouldnt put out after forcing me to view this unoriginal pile of garbage

0 stars

I hope everyone who took part in this dies of massive blood loss

25 Comments & Responses


June 3rd, 2008 11:17am
I already knew this movie was "shit" by your review and everyone eleses. But thanks though.
 
May 31st, 2008 1:21pm
Sarcasm, my favorite of the tools of the english language. . . .
 
May 31st, 2008 6:59am
my sex life is very cliche with terrible acting? good one kiddo.

lets see...since youre obviously too stupid to get it, i will just spell it out for you.
T-H-I-S M-O-V-I-E I-S S-H-I-T
better?
 
May 30th, 2008 4:21pm
I only want to know if the movie is good or bad, I don't want to know about your bad sex life.
 
May 14th, 2008 1:40pm
i kno me too. none of them were any good
 
May 14th, 2008 1:01pm
i just liked how you slammed the movie, i hate these pg-13 bull shit horror movies
 
May 14th, 2008 9:36am
not my best, but deff not the worst haha
 
May 14th, 2008 7:47am
nice review, i liked it lol
 
May 13th, 2008 5:34pm
Well, at least I can rest in peace knowing that even though this was a piece of shit movie, it wasn't a piece of shit VAMPIRE movie. . . XD
 
May 13th, 2008 5:12pm
its a harsh world
 
May 13th, 2008 2:27pm
kinda harsh review dont ya think? funny, but harsh. lol
 
May 13th, 2008 1:43pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
 
May 13th, 2008 6:31am
gee, i wonder what made you decide that...
 
May 12th, 2008 7:46pm
Well... I don't think I'll see this movie.
 
April 18th, 2008 5:37am
lolol hahahahah your 15 words ruined it for someone!!!! ROFLZZZZZ sweeney i hope your liver fails.
 
April 17th, 2008 7:11pm
I havent seen it yet but thanks for ruinning it for me =)
 
April 16th, 2008 10:50pm
pg 13 horror films suck but good review pointed it all out this movie sucks
 
April 15th, 2008 6:32am
assholes lol
 
April 14th, 2008 10:58am
yea, me too.
 
April 14th, 2008 10:43am
i always liked the thought of one of my friends catching gonorrhea. just so i could laugh at them and tell every-one they were a dirty tramp. i hope that friend is you marc.
 
April 14th, 2008 7:37am
haha geez
 
April 14th, 2008 7:35am
lol BURN
 
April 14th, 2008 7:24am
I was kind of hoping that in watching this movie, you would return home, unaware anything is wrong, then all of a sudden you would receive a phone call which you would answer only to hear two words whispered softly on the other line "7 seconds"... because lets face it, thats all you deserve for seeing that movie.
 
April 14th, 2008 7:18am
i dont feel bad for him.. i told you marcus, DICTATE.. the only place they have any precedense is in the KITCHEN.. as for this movie.. self-explanatory. Last night I found myself wishing you suddenly came down with a tumor on BOTH of your eyes.. thats how upset I was that you were at this movie. Thought you might like to know that.
 
April 14th, 2008 6:46am
Nice review. That sucks that ya went through all that and didn't even get laid lol
 

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