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THE HAPPENING (2008)

"It almost happened...kinda like HEATH LEDGER'S 1st couple of suicide attempts."

When I saw the trailer for this movie I was pumped like a roid-ragin' mother fucker half-twisted on whiskey and weed...

I went out to see it on opening night...

The movie started off GREAT, but it lost steam before the real excitement had a chance to begin. Shamma-lamma-ding-dong could have really taken this one to a new level of fear and depravity, but instead he collapses into a sniveling-weak-knee'd faggot just like (you know who)...if you don't know, then see some of my other reviews.

I gotta tell ya, the best movies of the year are as follows:

1. Cloverfield

2. Rambo

3. ?????????~ haven't seen anything worth making the list.

Indiana jones was dog shit. Speed Racer was dog shit. Iron Man...dunno, ain't seen it yet. Will The Dark Knight make the list???

Not if Heath Ledger is sucking cock and packin' fudge like he did in BB-Mtn.

The End?

P. Bizzle

18 Comments


July 25th, 2008 6:41pm
SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT HEATH LEDGER LIKE THAT.
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July 17th, 2008 8:49pm
I plan on plastering this perverts face everywhere.
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July 7th, 2008 2:30am
hey what
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July 2nd, 2008 8:28pm
hey man
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June 28th, 2008 10:12pm
not only is he ugly he is gay and ugh like little boys. im realy pissed at you for dissing heath but nothing i can say will change the fact that your a dick and a fagg
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June 28th, 2008 11:44am
omg your ugly hehehe
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June 28th, 2008 10:58am
This guys a dick, And Cloverfeild and Rambo are not the top 2 movies of 08 there dumbass. Rambo sucked ass because Stallone is too old and Cloverfeild was barely even good. U GOT A BAD TASTE IN MOVIES THERE FAT ASS!
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June 28th, 2008 2:52am
calm down my friend
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June 28th, 2008 2:15am
wow get this guy a blowup doll
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June 28th, 2008 12:00am
THIS DUDE WTF
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June 27th, 2008 6:27pm
Ur a fucking faggot! I kno ur cool because u talk shit over a computer. I bet ur fat ass couldnt even get off the couch! Fucking Prick!
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June 21st, 2008 6:11pm
Ok, I agree that Cloverfield was the shit, but this guy's still an idiot. Hey everyone, go comment my reviews please? I wanna see what ya'll think. Thanks.
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June 21st, 2008 5:35pm
Pbizzle. Sniffle Sniffle.
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June 21st, 2008 4:02pm
ok you are a fagg no more of you shithead
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June 20th, 2008 7:57pm
"a roid-ragin' mother fucker half-twisted on whiskey and weed...?"

That's as far as I even wanted to go. Although, I don't know why I even bothered to read this review. I will see this because I know I will end up liking it anyway.
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June 20th, 2008 5:04pm
Basically it's a half-hour Twilight Zone episode blown up to feature length.
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June 20th, 2008 6:52am
I liked this movie...shithead
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June 19th, 2008 7:37am
Yea i heard this movie lost spice too! I still wanna see it though. And damn, you have mad shit agianst Heath Ledger.
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Reviewed: June 18th, 2008
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