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"The perfect spoof! 5 stars! wait...............................wat do ya mean this wasnt a spoof????????!!!!!!!!!!!"


Prom night is about a teacher who trys to kill a girl at her prom. acting suked, it was so cliche , no on screen killing, blood looked like dried up paint , and, correct me if im wrong, but if you get ur throat slashed, wouldnt you make sum kind of noise instead of just falling down dead? and this was the number 1 problem with the movie............the killer was teleporting everywhere , this movie might as well be called JUMPER 2 : PROM NIGHT. and they have a matrix parody in here too, he hides in a closet and dives out in slow motion, then it gos fast, then stabs in slow motion. and everyonew was stupid "hav you seen mariah " yes shes in here tending my bed" " o ok let me cum in and grab her for asecond." the dipshit walks in to the darkness for sum reason and.....slowmotion attack! there r so many other flaws but just take my word and dont see it if u excpect it to be good prom is the worst movie ever made. but if u love seeing crappy horror movies cuz u think its fun making fun of them ( wich luv doing) then i highly reccomend this

33 Comments & Responses


May 30th, 2008 5:20am
yea like when im talking to a child younger than 6 i'm gonna say "go fuck yourself" but when talking to anyone older than 30, out of shear respect I will say "go stick your erection in your colon" I'm just paying them the respect they deserve.
 
May 30th, 2008 5:18am
Ya, you got a point. You big fat stuipig diaper. lol. Yo do have a point.
 
May 30th, 2008 5:02am
swears are used to express anger, i think id rather express my anger by saying shit head rather than poopy face.
 
May 29th, 2008 8:23pm
Why does everyone swear? Makes you guys look like trailer trash, low life scumbags. No offense. I'm sure you don't in real life. You clows just do it to sound tough.
 
May 19th, 2008 5:22am
exactly!
 
May 17th, 2008 1:27pm
YES! I love the fact that this film got exactly the review it deserved. Remaking an '80s horror film with a PG-13 rating is just a bad idea. That's why I find films like that funny. I have a dark sense of humor, hence why I may end up seeing films similar to this. But I love that you gave it the review it deserved!
 
May 7th, 2008 7:14am
shot the fuk up? lol he spells worse than me ha comrad would you like a cockmeat sandwitch from mr. heffner
 
May 7th, 2008 5:46am
only took him 2 weeks to realize that? wow, he's good.
 
May 6th, 2008 4:59pm
lol
 
May 6th, 2008 1:32pm
God marcus y r u being such a douche?
 
April 24th, 2008 4:24am
yea, i was wondering that, could just be him mispelling by having his fingers only on the spacebar, then when he hit the bottom of the page he realized it.
 
April 23rd, 2008 5:07pm
wat r u talkin about
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:47pm
ya it is on mine. it looks like he hit the space bar too much
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:28pm
I just have quick question: Is this review down at the bottom of the story/acting/directing/visuals box on anybody else's computer?
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:23pm
no it was for combats lol
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:16pm
o i didnt notice that
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:12pm
ha!
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:11pm
I may be wrong, but i believe they were laughing JR for his spelling, yet again. But, again, i could be wrong
 
April 23rd, 2008 2:07pm
jesus christ i misspelled one word, calm the fuk down. oops i forgot the c in fuk, just gives u another thing to rant about u fuking douche bag
 
April 23rd, 2008 12:25pm
That's why I try to spell well, phat, so I don't dissapoint you. lol
 
April 23rd, 2008 7:48am
hahaha i know dude. its like theyre typing on a Brail only keyboard
 
April 23rd, 2008 7:06am
is it really THAT hard to type well? i mean seriously, is it? why do I subject myself to this level of stupidity, day in and day out. THE O IS NOT EVEN NEXT TO THE U!
 
April 23rd, 2008 6:28am
JR LMAO!
 
April 23rd, 2008 5:10am
shot the fuk up
 
April 23rd, 2008 12:49am
your review is pointless i have seen this review smewhere else before
 

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