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GREMLINS (1984)

"The Movie-Loving Critic Is BACK!. LET'S GET TWO THOUSAND AND NINE-ING!."

Hello my fans, welcome back! it's been a wonderful Christmas last year oh and welcome to the first review of the 2009 series. Today i'll be reviewing the 1984 Joe Dante/Steven Spielberg film: Gremlins, and i know what you're gonna ask: if you're so smart, when the hell is Transformers 2 coming out?, Just be pateint. Anyway this film is about a guy named Billy who gets a mysterious Christmas present from his father, a new pet called a Mogwai named Gizmo but then three rules came with him that says: do not get him exposed to bright light and sunlight because it will turn him into a skeleton and then into a puddle, keep him away from water of he'll mutiply like man and most importantly don't give him after-midnight food or he'll form a cacoon and become a clever, mishichievous and dangerous Gremlin. But then two of the three rules were broken and the entire town of Kingston Falls U.S.A becomes infested by these crazy greenies and even there leader: Stripe. Now Gizmo is my favourite character in the movie and the sequel so i'll give this a 9/10 for being a great film.

I'll be back for more reviews later on.

P.S there won't be any reviews of movies out in cinemas that i'll be seeing due to a lack of money, sorry.

Anyway... So Long, oh and one more thing: If your bed gets ripped apart or your window crashes down or your copy of The Goonies is missing, before you call the dvd store or the repair man, turn on all the lights, look under tables, beds and even look in cupoards or attics or some other s**t, because you can't tell.... there just might be a gremlin in your own bedroom.

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March 30th, 2009 2:47am
Nice review.
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March 29th, 2009 5:28pm
Not you again.
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March 29th, 2009 3:37pm
Anyone remember the odd, pointless scene in this movie when Phoebe Cates recounts the tragic story of her dead father being found jammed in the chimney with a Santa outfit?
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