"Did that DRUGIE-FAGGOT HEATH LEDGER direct this?"
I'll never forget seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark at a drive-in, the summer it was released. I'll never forget the action, the music and the overall badassness. It has to be one of the greatest films of my lifetime thus far...
I saw Kingdom of the Crystal Skull a couple days after it was released...and after thinking about it, I feel as though I have been robbed. Not so much in terms of dollars, but of having a great memory taken away from me, and shit on...with the kind of shit that never washes off. Like having one of those green greasy shits where you're better off with a putty knife and a wet wash cloth, rather than using toilet paper.
The story was weak, and somehow didn't fit with the look and feel of an Indiana Jones film. You could tell that George Lucas had his fucking hands smeared all over it. Script and acting was like watching Heath Ledger re-inact his butt-fuckin' scene, while he's loaded up on pills and alcohol, dry-humping some little boy-toy-street-rat like most of you circus-seals.
The cocksucker from Transformers was like that stringy shit splatter that sprays out of your ass after you've eaten too much salad. It was everywhere and made the film border-line unwatchable.
I had my doubts about this one, and I should have fucking known that it was going to end up being a SHIT-BURGER-SERVED-UP-ON-A-KAISER-ROLL-WITH-A-BIG-HELPING-OF-FAT-ASS-IDIOT-AND-FAGGOT-JIZZ-OOZING-OUT-THE-SIDES-LIKE-THE-DOO-DOO-SPRAY-THAT-CAME-OUT-OF-HEATH-LEDGER'S-GAPING-ASS-WHEN-THE-CORONER-KICKED-HIS-CORPSE and chuckled:
"Duuuhhh huh huh...looks like n'other one of those Hollywood jackoffs over did it with the sleepin' pills."
FUCK GEORGE LUCAS !!!
FUCK STEVEN SPEILBERG !!!
FUCK THAT DRIED-UP-STINKY-DICK-LICKER: HARRISON FORD !!!
FUCK SHY-BUT-I-BUTTFUCK !!!
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY...FUCK HEATH LEDGER AND HIS ROTTEN FUCKING CORPSE...I HOPE HE FUCKING ROTS IN HELL !!!
NOW ALL OF YA'LL CAN EAT SHIT!!!
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glad to see pype made time to acknowledge the hatred. too bad it fell short and really wasnt clever at all...
S.BlizZzard
Why so serious, Phatlightning!
Don't worry I'm well aware you all will bitch and moan about this comment, and you know what I say to that, Bully for me (well done, for you simpletons)
S. BlizZzard
the answers to these are, a fastfood joint, and the rest are all NO