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TWILIGHT (2008)

"Where's the blood?!"

Well, this was better than I thought. I wasn't expecting much, even though most of the reviews were positive. I am not into "teen" movies that are geared toward teens, therefore get a PG-13 rating, though need an R in order to be taken seriously... for me at least. I find them cheesy and lame. This was not the case with Twilight. While I felt it might have been better, if granted an R rating, it was still decent. I thought it needed blood, since there was none. I mean, what kind of a vampire movie has no blood? This kind, I guess. Also the movie was almost TOO EASY to follow, and since this is a geared toward teens film, they need to make it blatantly obvious to the teens, who aren't too bright, in order to get the storyline. They pretty much spelt everything out for us. I am not saying it's bad, I'm just saying, if this would have taken an adult route, the film would have been better if taken more seriously. But I know many disagree.

The story is well, you know. A human 17 year old girl falls in love with a vampire boy at school. That type of story has been done before. But that's ok with me. I found that it seemed like the story was too simple, and could have used a little more depth, but it was still an ok plot. One that is obviously geared toward teens, because you can sum it up in one sentence.... haha. Am I insulting myself here? Because I am a teen? I don't know.

Anyway,

the acting was good by Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella. Not amazing, but definitely good, especially considering she's so young. I gave it a 2 star, because while she does good, along with everyone else, there was this one annoyance. His name was Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward. All the girls think he's hot, but I think he's a TERRIBLE actor, and one of the ugliest guys on the face of the earth. I mean the guy's forehead is deformed!! But that's another story... His acting just sucked. It's like Kristen Stewart was open to be good in their relationship, and she wanted them to have good chemistry, but this moron was stopping them from having such a relationship. I heard that they were in love, and all this hype about them, and how cute they were. But while Kristen Stewart was trying to live up to it, this guy was stopping that from happening. I mean, I still thought they were ok as a couple, but could have been better. Don't get me wrong, I've seen worse, so they did ok. In other words, she was good, he was bad. Not just their relationship, but everywhere else, he sucked.

The directing is... like I said, made it obvious it's a teen thing. I mean for a teen movie, this film is excellent, but as far as movies in general go, it's pretty average if ya ask me. Also, I hated the fast moving vampires. Unlike some, I didn't have much of a problem with the effects, they were fine. It's just the fact that he actually moves that fast, and just the way it was shot was kinda cheesy.

Overall, not that bad. Better than I expected. Kinda cheesy in some areas, but cool in others. The biggest problem I had was when the Cullens (hate that name) were playing baseball, and if you haven't seen the movie, you have no idea what I am talking about. But when you do, you'll know what I mean.

I do recommend this movie, however, I don't give it a high recommendation. It's decent.

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34 Comments


September 22nd, 2009 3:30pm
I agree, this movie was boring! Great review.
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November 30th, 2008 12:08am
Indeed
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November 29th, 2008 11:54pm
Exactly. But this movie was geared twared teens, so you can't expect it to be anything great.
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November 29th, 2008 11:41pm
It wasn't geared towards me or my age group but, it down grades or degrades vampires, in my eyes of course, and makes vampires a joke, but then again your talking to a person who wants to put the terror back in movies and who wants to show how creatures truely are, how powerful they are, and glorify them, I guess I expect every movie to be the best it should be and meet my standards, but thats an unprobably way of thinking, but anyways I'm a purest, and I have grown tired of bad/ not right/stupid/inconsistent/negative/stupidier love story movies

I got your stance you've got mine

BlizZzard
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November 29th, 2008 10:26pm
You know, BlizZz. That's what makes this movie not amazing. It is the same old thing. The vampire always falls in love, always hates what they are, always never bites the one they love, and the list goes on. It was entertaining, and I gave it a break because it's a teen movie, and you should too. You'll hate it, but you gotta realize, it wasnt geard tward your age group. lol

I thought the mvoie was pretty average.
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November 29th, 2008 10:08pm
no I wouldn't I would hate it the same, so to avoid me killing brain cell I just will aviod it all together, and yes its geared towards teenage girls, who dont know the diffence between a love story with a vampiric touch and a vampire tale with a romatic quality, this is a bad attempt as a romantic story with a vampiric touch,

Let me lay down a few questions for you, to show you why I its bad, and the same permiss for bad vampire movies:

Why dose a certain vampire always fall in love with a human?

Why does a certain vampire always go againts other vampires (who are made to be the evil ones)?

Why dose a vampire always change what they have done for many years, because of some human?

Why dose a vampire never turn the person they love/like into a vampire?

why do the supposed "good"always relate to humans more then other vampires and why do they always want to be human again?

why is there never any blood?

why dose the vampire always move the same and look like there on string in an unnatural manner?

why dose the vampire always hate what they are?

why would a 500 or so (I don't know his age in the movie) year vampire be in a school acting like a kid wastings his tme, when he could be doing better things with his life?

why is the movie PG-13?

why are the vampires never glorified?

why would a vampire show a human thier powers just to connect with them?

why dont people in movies ever realize that vampires exsist and why do the humans always get scared when see what a the vampire really is a vampire?

why are their usually one or two types of vampires, and eventhough theres two types there are basically the same fucking species?

all these question are what I have seen in and determin what a bad, same old shit, vampire movies are, check all the question and see if you don't notice any one of these in bad, cheesy, vampire movies

BlizZzard
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November 29th, 2008 8:46pm
Well, YOU would hate it, I think, but it's not all that bad. I mean, like I say in my review, it's good for a teen movie, average in general movies. I think you'd hate it, but maybe not as much as you think... if that makes any sense... haha
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November 29th, 2008 8:27pm
Oh yes it is, think about that movie, then think about me and how I review what kind of movies I have seen, especially for movie that have the same permiss

BlizZzard
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November 29th, 2008 8:07pm
I thought the same thing, BlizZz. I am not gong to tell you to see it, but it is not as bad as you might think...
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November 29th, 2008 5:19pm
I'm going to go out on all limbs here and say this movie was utter shit, and I haven't even seen, and never will, but I'm sure all you twilight fever people will stongly disagree and say "how can you say that you havent even seen it", it dosent matter, just save your breath, but if you really want to know how I know its a bad movie, just ask and the truth will be provided

BlizZzard
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November 29th, 2008 5:15pm
Yes, many do disagree. lolz.

I like it when they do things like that, and that was a favorite part of mine in the book.
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November 29th, 2008 5:04pm
Well, I was more speaking to Vamp, than you, but it was a joke anyway. lol

I just thought the scene was cheesy is all. I don't mind the fact that vampires play baseball at all. They should be allowed t have a little fun as well as us humans. I'm just saying it was horribly executed, and turned out lame. But I can see many disagree with me.
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November 29th, 2008 3:47pm
I'm not attacking... I even agreed with the little blood at the end and the Pattison comment. I just disagree with the Baseball scene. I thought it was cool. Though I think I see where you coming from.... it just hit me haha. Vampires playing baseball is kind of funny. LOL.... but... like i said, they're just a bunch of misfits trying to fit in the human world in order not arouse suspicion.
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November 29th, 2008 2:44pm
I'm not the only one who thought thebaseball part was lame, mom agrees with me.
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November 29th, 2008 2:43pm
I have seen From Dusk TIll Dawn, and it is awesome. There isn't any blood. Whoopty doo. Bella got bitten, and theres a few ounces coming out of her wrist, and broken leg. wow, very satisfactory.

and I wasnt saying the baseball part was unnecessary, I'm saying with all those speedy vampires, and that shitty music, it was lame, and should have been done differently.

Why is everyone attacking me? :(
lol
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November 29th, 2008 12:53pm
A Lot Happens at the basball part VIS, its actually a awesome part.
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November 29th, 2008 12:10pm
I read that nothing happens at the baseball part...
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November 29th, 2008 12:00pm
No, don't you remember when Bella was bitten, and when she was thrown into glass. BLOOD!!!!! I WIN.

And the baseball part was not only necessary, but it was also AWESOME!!!!!
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November 29th, 2008 11:50am
My take:

There really isn't that much blood at the end, but why would you want the movie to be a gore fest Crypt? The movie was fine.

Agree with the Pattinson comment. He did get better as the movie progressed though.

And the baseball scene was necessary... not cheesy. This is the scene in the book where James gets a whiff of Bella and desires to kill her. It was necessary.

And you have to remember that this family of vampires are trying to fit in with humans so as not to arouse suspicion so... its natural for them to play baseball or other human sports.

Want bloodl and gore Crypt? Then rent out From Dusk Til Dawn geez. haha
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November 29th, 2008 9:42am
I havent seen Goodfellas... so I would know. haha

You've lost it, Vamp. There was like no blood at the end. Sure they rip his head off, but they dont show blood flying, or ANY BLOOD WHATSOEVER!!!

ROBERT PATTINSON IS A FREAKING MORON!!!

AND THE BASEBALL PART WAS ONE OF THE CHEESIEST SCENES IN AMY MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
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November 29th, 2008 12:10am
First of all, Good Review.

Now that I've said that, I've got more! LOLZ!

Robert Pattinson, in my opinion, was great as Edward, so I don't know what you were watching. XD!!!!!

And the Baseball part WAS AWESOME!!!!!

lolz.

Oh. Didn't you pay attention? There was plenty of blood in the final showdown between Edward and James.

Also, Cullen is an awesome name. >.<

Again, great review, though I disagree. XD!!!!!
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November 28th, 2008 11:51pm
Relax Crypt. Johnny Blaze is just paraphrasing Joe Pesci from the movie "Goodfellas".

Classic scene Johnny. Thanks for reminding me about it. Good thing you didn't say that to Crypt in person... I would be expecting you to take the gun out and shoot the poor kid in the foot. haha
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November 28th, 2008 8:44pm
It's actually an ok movie.
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November 28th, 2008 8:39pm
chick flick
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November 28th, 2008 8:32pm
no, not really. lol. im just saying that was funny. lol
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November 28th, 2008 8:20pm
funny? funny how? like a clown or somthing? like im here to amuse you?! hahahaha jk :)-
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November 28th, 2008 7:31pm
Thanks, VIS. I'll have to set aside some time to view that. one.

thank you to MovieMaster, Raven, MovieBuff, and MoiveNerd.

and thank you again to MovieBuff. glad i wasnt the only one who thought that way, lol

and ya, TDK. got a problem with that? lol

and thanks JohnnyBlaze. so you a funny guy, huh? lol jk
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November 28th, 2008 7:25pm
good review, its paced very well and gets to the point. although i thought Edward wasent that bad, (bad jus not TERRIBLE) hahahaha i like your style bub, reminds me of another good reviewer on here. me. jk hahahahahahaha :)-
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November 28th, 2008 5:58pm
you would see this HAHAH lol
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November 28th, 2008 5:20pm
Good review. I know what your talking about with them playing Baseball. That was pretty dumb and cheesey.
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