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POULTRYGEIST (2008)

"THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE- PERIOD."

......................... I'm speechless........ That's never happened before. Do you know why? It's because I've never seen a movie this bad in my entire life. I've seen lots of shitty shit in my life, but I never really had an all time least favorite film... until now. This review is going to be short, becuse I really don't know what to say about this. If I give any examples from this thing, it will probably be perverted. and gross. That's all this movie is- perverted and gross.

So it's about this weird curse on the chicken in this fast food restaraunt. If you eat the chicken, you'll turn into a killer chicken like thing. That's not the worst story ever. Sounds like it might be kinda funny. But the way it was executed was so poor, and that's putting it nicely. And these re-animated chicken corpses don't even come in untilthe last half hour! Befiore that is a chain of fucked up events that will make you throw up, gag, and possibly commit suicide. I can't believe I actually watched the whloe thing, which pretty much is commiting suicide...

I didn't even know it was legal to mae shit like this!

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The CryptKeeper
May 20th, 2009 3:58pm
its bad- its problem- it was trying to be too bad, and it came off as utter shit. especially... oh, God this movie is so fucking perverted, it deserves to be burnt
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XxMr.TripsxX
May 18th, 2009 9:59am
You got it all wrong this movie was so fucking bad it was pretty good. it cant be called a bad movie because it wasn't made to be a good movie. it was made to be bad therfore its not bad
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The CryptKeeper
May 16th, 2009 10:50am
whatever people, this was trying too hard to be bad. it ended up like shitty shit, shit that could have been good, but wasnt. they ruined it mainly with the singing, and the ugly boobs, and the fucked up part at the cemetary- thats it- it was waaay too perverted/crude/gross

never heard of Eraserhead, but im sure its better than this

and ive only seen one Lynce film- Mullholand Drive, which had some good, a lot of bad, overall, it was ok
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Yentz
May 13th, 2009 1:43pm
Eraserhead isn't too bad--it's just damn weird... And it's from the mind of David Lynch, thus making it even weirder.
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slysnide
May 13th, 2009 12:02pm
TROMA mofo! lol! j/k. but it is really TROMA and that's their purpose in life...to make movies so bad that they're mockably funny. I saw the last quarter of one called "Sargeant Kabukiman" 2 months ago, and it SUCKED!!!

But the worst movie ever made is actually "Eraserhead." Don't believe me? Check my review. Just look up the title on the site. I'm probly the only 1 who's cared to review it.
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Yentz
May 13th, 2009 9:26am
Once again, everyone--this is TROMA. There's a reason it's low budget, gross, over-acted and random--that's all Troma is and has been since they started up oh-so-long-ago. To expect anything more is just unrealistic. This definitely isn't the worst movie out there and has some decently funny moments if you take it all with a grain of salt (which you should). Once again though, definitely not the worst movie. If you really want to know which films deserve that "honor", just ask.
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The CryptKeeper
May 12th, 2009 8:42pm
......Thanks! lol

Yea, worst movie ever. lol
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niteowl
May 12th, 2009 8:33pm
I meant that last comment in a good way.
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niteowl
May 12th, 2009 8:33pm
I thought this movie looked sorta good. But it's really the worst movie ever? Wow! You've had to sit through some crap in your life man, and now you really have made me speechless.
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313td
May 12th, 2009 5:41pm
Good review.
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The CryptKeeper
May 12th, 2009 5:33pm
Well... I don't really know actually. I guess the title and story got me curious. lol

Thanks, and you are welcome!
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Shelley
May 12th, 2009 5:31pm
What ever possessed you to see this in the first place? I would like to thank you for sitting through it because now I do not have to. Good review Crypt.
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