CLOVERFIELD (2008)

saw this movie again last night, and I hate it even more.. just more shit I nit pick out of it. if you didn't find a reason not to like this movie, check out my review.

Lmfao nice rhyms Marcus. And yea, if anyone cares to check out my reviews and give me some pointers on how to make them better it would be greatly appreciated.

ya, legacy22 is a jigaboo

I just saw this movie, and it was one of the most intense movies Ihave ever seen. This guy was wrong in my opinion!!!!!

I just did a REAL review of this movie that does it justice if anyone wants to check it out. Plus I've got 24 other reviews, with the recent ones being really long and detailed, again, if anyone wants to check them out. Just throwing it out there.

Lol I think he's black as well with an F in whatever english classes he has/had. Fo sheez

No, i think he's just black

Uhhh, is it me, or is the grammar and sentences in post 75 below this just like TATORO?

yeah tataro.i admit da fact dat da screen very fast and things cant b clearly seen.but wait,what did u xpect ?da movie is about video ,recorded with a digital hand held camera.so da movie supposed 2 b lyk dat.and thats da same thing dat makes cloverfield unique..u never get da feeling of watching a movie which is an awesome thing.cloverfield is one of favorite movies

Good idea. Let's start commenting random stuff like this that stems out of our reviews. After all, not many of the comments here are about him anymore.

i cant believe how much attention this guy is getting haha soon it will be at 100. makes me jealous. wish my reviews got this much attention lol

Yeah, like the cult comedy classic "Dark Star" which was horror legend John Carpenter's first movie, and actor/screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's inspiration for "Alien."

Also, Wes Craven's first ever film "The Last House On The Left" isn't on this site either! In my opinion, it was even more shocking than "Psycho" for those who grew up around that time (though I don't know anyone who saw those flicks) and only the bravest of critics would praise it, same with Tobe Hooper's "TCM," though I reviewed that one cuz it's on this site.

Oh really?

What's even more surprising is that multiple cult/old movies that I've been looking up to review aren't even on this website, so I can't review them.

I was surprised to find out that I was the first to write a review on Ultraviolet, but what can you do?

I hope so. I just finished writing the very first review for "American Graffiti." I couldn't believe nobody had written a review for it before. It took like, near an hour.

Could be, but Gui is still around. Let's slam him.

I'm willing to bet, slysnide, that that is probably the correct assumption.

Then again, he still has no userpic, has only done 3 reviews and this was posted back in January. So does anybody think he left the site? Or got the message that his grammar and reviews suck?

Good point.

I wish he would that way we'd have someone else to annhialate other than Juan Rodriguez

You're probably right on that. Surprising that he hasn't commented on any of this isn't it?

Lol good question AndrewRyan, I don't think anyone really did I think people are just playin' with the fuck head.

lol #60 officially most commented of all time

Question of the day.

"1 of 3 users found this review helpful"? WHO THE HELL FOUND IT HELPFUL?!?!

God this guy doesn't know how to review a movie.

Tatoro, you suck the gay right out of Liberachi's anus

lol i dont kno what else to say. i just wana bring the count up. tatoro, fuck you

Well make that one. Haha. But still. Keep goin' Tatoro you fruit fuck