Third Machete Red Band Trailer

A bloody new trailer for Machete has arrived
A bloody new trailer for Machete has arrived
IGN has premiered a brand new red band trailer for the highly-anticipated Labor Day film Machete, which opens in theaters this weekend starting on September 3. Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis direct the film, which stars Danny Trejo.

Click Here! to watch this new R-rated trailer, but only if you're over the age of 18.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his holy brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Machete was released September 3rd, 2010 and stars Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson. The film is directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez.


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Comments (38)

  1. JaysonB190

    Hooray For The Crazy Hot Babysitting Twins!

    2 years agoby @jaysonb190Flag

  2. skywise

    @ JohnRyder and Erik10 oooh ok i thought i had heard something like that so thanks for the info.

    2 years agoby @skywiseFlag

  3. JohnRyder

    Those Nurses are the Crazy Babysitters Twins Electra & Elise Avellan that were in Planet Terror and Death Proof, they are Robert's Nieces in law, they are the nieces of his ex-wife Producer Elizabeth Avellan,

    2 years agoby @johnryderFlag

  4. Erick10

    aand back to the moviie this moviii looks BADASS IM SO THERE THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2 years agoby @erick10Flag

  5. Erick10

    @Skywise yeaa...they are the same twins from planet terror....and yes they are also related to Rodriguez...they are his nieces... =D hahaha they doo look like him a bit

    2 years agoby @erick10Flag

  6. Marcus-07

    ....................................................................Groovy :)

    2 years agoby @marcus-07Flag

  7. skywise

    the nurse on top looks like one of the minor characters from Planet Terror but i cant find her name listed in either movie. Somehow i think she might be related to Rodriguez?

    2 years agoby @skywiseFlag

  8. skywise

    and.....i love the nurses.

    2 years agoby @skywiseFlag

  9. skywise

    I cant wait for this. I love how Rodriguez alternates between these really gory adult films and those zany family movies. This guy is as eclectic as they come and i love it!

    2 years agoby @skywiseFlag

  10. JasonKat

    this is gonna sound stupid but that Danny Trejo guy can b badass in this movie but he got whooped by michael myers in "halloween" lol surely that was micheal's movie and this is danny's but michael would still whoop him, lol

    2 years agoby @jasonkatFlag

  11. Bane5000

    @TheREALavatah... nuthin like hot nurses with uzi's to brighten up any mans day there :D

    2 years agoby @bane5000Flag

  12. Diaigma

    Not unless I want a quick death, or sleep outside :P

    2 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  13. Dan

    Did you tell her you're looking at hot mamacitas, and she needs to mind her own damn business? lol kidding.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  14. Diaigma

    Well, the Mrs, when she walked by wondering what I'm up to, @TheREALavatah :P

    2 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  15. Cripple

    Hell yeah! hahaha that was awesome!

    2 years agoby @crippleFlag

  16. Dan

    The weed whacker to the face makes me laugh every time.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  17. Dan

    @Diaigma those nurses are in the movie with Uzi's. And frankly, who gives a damn, their hot.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  18. Diaigma

    1: What do those nurses have to do with this?

    2: For those of you who tried to grill me over my comment about Piranha saying that they "can't even get the physics right" for the gore - I watched this several times and the physics are sound. That's just what would happen to people if those circ*mstances were applied, and what do you know! This looks like a "dumb fun" ride! Eat it, sycophants :P

    2 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  19. WiseGuy

    @daveactor7 lol I was just tryin' to promote the movie and be funny. No movies will ever be as badass as The Man with No Name Trilogy. But this really does look like a f*cked up, badass, awesome movie.

    2 years agoby @zgcorleone072Flag

  20. Daveactor7

    U have clint eastwood on ur profile pic. His movies are badass

    2 years agoby @daveactor7Flag

  21. Daveactor7

    ...................@Wiseguy. WHAT?!

    2 years agoby @daveactor7Flag

  22. WiseGuy

    This is going to be the most badass, f*cked up, awesomest movie in the history of awesome, f*cked up, badass movies.

    2 years agoby @zgcorleone072Flag

  23. TheSymbiote

    I Love Nudity

    2 years agoby @thesymbioteFlag

  24. Daveactor7

    Robert rodriguez has lost it

    2 years agoby @daveactor7Flag

  25. Daveactor7

    this is dumb.

    2 years agoby @daveactor7Flag

  26. IamBATMAN

    absolutely f*cking brilliant!

    2 years agoby @iambatmanFlag

  27. joekerr2e

    Haha... I don't care what anyone says, that's some good $hit. @avatar ... agreed. I now have a healthier respect for the nursing profession.

    2 years agoby @joekerr2eFlag

  28. Dan

    If I see any parents with small children though, I might be a cranky old man and scold them a little. This is NOT for families.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  29. Dan

    Those nurses are yummy...

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  30. Dan

    Haha that's so ridiculous its f*cking awesome.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

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