Some New Year's Resolutions from The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill and American Dad

In preparation for the New Year, Fox's Sunday night animated families have vowed to change their ways in 2009 with these New Year's resolutions:

The Simpsons Sundays (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)

Homer Simpson: In 2009, I will finally get around to voting for President.

Marge Simpson: I'll try to be more assertive if it's okay with everyone else.

Bart Simpson: I plan to raise a family of skunks in Principal Skinner's car.

Lisa Simpson: I will make the world a colder, greener, jazzier place.

Grampa Simpson: Let's just make this the best 1933 we can.

King of the Hill Sundays (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT)

Hank Hill: On a bi-weekly basis, I am going to send President Obama my suggestions for public works projects involving propane. I truly hope and believe he will be the "Propane President."

Peggy Hill: It won't be easy or pretty, but I am determined to go down two shoe sizes. And I am going to get a pair of mirrored prescription sunglasses and win the World Series of Poker.

Bobby Hill: I resolve that this year, once and for all, I'm going to lose my baby fat.

Luanne Platter: I resolve to know where my baby is at all times. And to make sure that place is never on top of the car.

Family Guy Sundays (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT)

Peter Griffin: To use my intestinal gas in more creative and constructive ways.

Lois Griffin: To stop thinking about that yoga instructor at my gym.

Brian Griffin: Cut down on consumption of my own crotch.

Stewie Griffin: Spend more time admiring Abercrombie & Fitch window displays.

Meg Griffin: Teach myself how to shave my legs.

Chris Griffin: I know I'm young, but it's never too early to start eating more fiber.

American Dad! Sundays (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT)

Stan Smith: To try and understand one Maya Angelou poem.

Francine Smith: To find out why jerk chicken is called jerk chicken. I hope it's not why I think.

Hayley Smith: To date a guy who has at least part ownership in a car.

Steve Smith: I am hoping to reinstate Pluto as a planet with the ultimate goal of it getting me some action.

Roger Smith: To buy a Labrador Retriever, raise it, love it and stand naked in front of it to gauge its reaction.

Klaus Smith: I will touch Ricky Martin somewhere on his head or face.

You can catch all of these programs on Sunday nights on Fox.


Sources: Fox Television

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Comments (5)

  1. The Dark Knight

    pretty funny mag and grampa Simpson's was the best

    3 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  2. LankStun

    Yea Megs was the funniest

    3 years agoby @lankstunFlag

  3. ...YeahButTheBookWasBetter

    Megs the only one that made me laugh. wasnt a waste of time

    3 years agoby @theboywhocriedsequelFlag

  4. -comrade-

    Kind of funny.

    3 years agoby @taberjohnson18Flag

  5. schlike22

    hahahah. Love it.

    3 years agoby @schlike22Flag

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