Apr 28, 2006 by B. Alan Orange
SOJU AFTER MOVIE: Brokeback Mountain!
B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the most fag-centric cowboy movie ever made: Brokeback Mountain! After receiving multiple cease and desist orders from the film studio, the boys finally convince Ang Lee to drop the charges and join them for this very FEY episode of Soju After Movie. Running time is 127 minutes.
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Our Drink Special: | PINK WINKERS! | Instructions:
| 1 Bottle Gordon's Vodka
1 Can of Minute Maid Pink Lemonade Concentrate
1 Bottle of JagerMeister
Get a large punch bowl. Make the Pink Lemonade and stir in. Then Mix the Vodka to taste. Pour this into a highball glass. With an eye dropper, squeeze in a shot of Jager so that it shoots to the bottom and then plooms to the top. It will look like a little brown dot. You'll know you've reached the desired effect when you see it. Hilarity will ensue, guaranteed. |
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ENJOY THE JOY!
Brokeback Mountain was released December 9th, 2005 and stars Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Randy Quaid, Valerie Planche, Michelle Williams, Anne Hathaway, David Trimble, Linda Cardellini. The film is directed by Ang Lee.
Sources: B. Alan Orange & The Christian Coalition
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