Dec 22, 2012 by B. Alan Orange

Scary Movie 5 Trailer!

"I've come back from worse than this!" Says Charlie Sheen as his groin is repeatedly pulled into an open door by an angry ghost. It's a metaphor for not only the actor's career, but also our tolerance for spoof movies. Coming April 12th is Scary Movie 5, which comes four months after A Haunted House. Both movies are parodies of the found footage genre. Both movies feature tabloid worthy cameos. Scary Movie 5 is different in that a great deal of its plot revolves around the now three years old Black Swan, with Ashley Tisdale taking on the Natalie Portman role. It also tackles the Paranormal Activity series. This material seems funnier in Marlon Wayans hands, judging the two trailers side by side. Watch and let us know what you think. Are you team Sheen, Lohan, and Tisdale with Scary Movie 5? Or are you keeping it old school with Team Wayans?

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Scary Movie 5 Trailer


Scary Movie V was released April 12th, 2013 and stars Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, Katt Williams, Gracie Whitton, Lidia Porto, Charlie Sheen, Katrina Bowden. The film is directed by Malcolm D. Lee.


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Comments (46)

  1. ROFLitschristian

    However, this girl will never be what Brenda was.

    6 months agoby @ROFLitschristianFlag

  2. ROFLitschristian

    If the movies didn't focus so much on extreme gags and slapstick I think they could honestly make a respectable spoof. The home system alert talking back, the Lohan probation joke, those are so grand and make me laugh, a lot actually. The never ending pans, the pregnant swan, those are what make the movie do a complete 180. I'm still excited for this, but I wish they'd "class" it up a bit.

    6 months agoby @ROFLitschristianFlag

  3. Bane5000

    So Dredd, which was an awesome and underated action movie this year isnt getting a sequel but this crap is still gonna continue?

    6 months agoby @bane5000Flag

  4. CelluloidDreams

    LOL!!! I actually laughed!! Looks funny!! ...Love Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen...wow!

    6 months agoby @2movieguysFlag

  5. The_Crow2k

    Where is Anna Faris and Regina Hall?
    This is like those American Pie crappy sequels...looks terrible.

    6 months agoby @the-crow2kFlag

  6. Red Camera Man

    It's a spoof of "Inception" too? Oh, great...NOT! :-(

    6 months agoby @redcameramanFlag

  7. EvilWhiteMale

    I didn't know they could stack sh*t that high.

    6 months agoby @evilwhitemaleFlag

  8. CUPID

    Pass!!

    6 months agoby @cupidFlag

  9. Rain277

    Terrible.

    6 months agoby @Rain277Flag

  10. The Real Goku

    Scary Movie 1 & 2 were GREAT! But ever since the Wayans brothers left, the movies have just been sh*t!!!

    6 months agoby @therealGokuFlag

  11. Justhim_sir

    Hauted house with Marlon Wayans looks funnier. And without the wayans doing their parody on movies like this are less funny and more dumb to watch.

    6 months agoby @justhim-sirFlag

  12. Frangel

    I just-i just can't. No. NO NO.

    6 months agoby @FrangelFlag

  13. TheDude1

    Better than I thought so far.

    6 months agoby @thedude1Flag

  14. Daniel Cantu

    Doesn't seem so good, just stop making these.

    6 months agoby @Deadpoolx11Flag

  15. Roberto Mata

    Just Crap!

    6 months agoby @Roberto-MataFlag

  16. Bawnian©-Dexeus

    Nope

    6 months agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag

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