Dec 22, 2012 by B. Alan Orange

Scary Movie 5 Trailer!

"I've come back from worse than this!" Says Charlie Sheen as his groin is repeatedly pulled into an open door by an angry ghost. It's a metaphor for not only the actor's career, but also our tolerance for spoof movies. Coming April 12th is Scary Movie 5, which comes four months after A Haunted House. Both movies are parodies of the found footage genre. Both movies feature tabloid worthy cameos. Scary Movie 5 is different in that a great deal of its plot revolves around the now three years old Black Swan, with Ashley Tisdale taking on the Natalie Portman role. It also tackles the Paranormal Activity series. This material seems funnier in Marlon Wayans hands, judging the two trailers side by side. Watch and let us know what you think. Are you team Sheen, Lohan, and Tisdale with Scary Movie 5? Or are you keeping it old school with Team Wayans?

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Scary Movie 5 Trailer


Scary Movie V was released April 12th, 2013 and stars Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, Katt Williams, Gracie Whitton, Lidia Porto, Charlie Sheen, Katrina Bowden. The film is directed by Malcolm D. Lee.


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Comments (46)

  1. Kidlat De Ocampo

    Idiocracy rip off!
    youtube /watch?v=914jIiwhVWs

    2 months agoby @Kidlat-De-OcampoFlag

  2. FilmWiz

    I'm not even gonna torrent this

    5 months agoby @filmwizFlag

  3. Lynchian

    I have seen drapes in my old grandmas house that looks funnier than this!

    5 months agoby @LynchianFlag

  4. I am

    A haunted House looks way more funnier than Scary movie 5 !!! But I have been waiting or the next scary movie to come
    Out so I hope they won't let me down!!

    5 months agoby @I-amFlag

  5. Vamp

    Was hoping for really funny, considering they've had all these years since 4 to compile new horror movies and actually THINK on how best to spoof them, but it looks like the same old mediocrity...

    5 months agoby @vampire2000Flag

  6. Rodney Roover

    is it me or are these getting old...Katt was funny though

    5 months agoby @Rodney-RooverFlag

  7. justatadmatt

    I didn't laugh once...

    5 months agoby @justatadmattFlag

  8. felipe-11

    @bane5000 Oh yeah, day-one buy for me. I've been dying to watch it again ever since I left the theater.

    5 months agoby @felipe-11Flag

  9. Salemwolf711

    ....yea no

    5 months agoby @Salemwolf711Flag

  10. zeus

    This movie is a load of bollocks!! Period!

    5 months agoby @zeusFlag

  11. Bane5000

    @felipe-11 ...I'll be buying the blu ray of Dredd for sure when it comes out, that movie was hardcore and how Dredd should be portrayed.

    5 months agoby @bane5000Flag

  12. Monkeyiron 2.0

    @crypt agreed

    5 months agoby @monkeyiron2-0Flag

  13. supermanvenom

    @felipe-11 You think she has a real career now lol. She should come back these movies are what made her big. Dumb as sh*t movies but still made her big.

    5 months agoby @supermanvenomFlag

  14. mb11

    @2movieguys Simple Minds....

    5 months agoby @mbrandon11Flag

  15. mb11

    wow - there are some PISS poor movies coming out soon.

    5 months agoby @mbrandon11Flag

  16. The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected

    A Haunted House looks better.

    5 months agoby @cryptFlag

  17. Mutant

    this series needs to stop. The Wayans brothers are funnier

    5 months agoby @zenderFlag

  18. EvilWhiteMale

    Who the hell bumped this up to 2 stars?

    5 months agoby @evilwhitemaleFlag

  19. Swaggbotjr

    im actually glade the wayans lost the rights to these movies it would have ruined their good name but at least they got 3 good movies out of it

    5 months agoby @SwaggbotjrFlag

  20. SherlockHolmes2009

    Eh so/so

    5 months agoby @SherlockHolmes2009Flag

  21. The Knight Has Risen

    Sh*tty Movie 5 should be the more appropriate title.

    5 months agoby @thehost91Flag

  22. SpaceCowboy

    @ROFLitschristian Has some very cheap, uninspired spoofing. Looks way too much like A Haunted House, but with those same awful zingers that Dance Flick had.

    5 months agoby @SpaceCowboyFlag

  23. Dragon1991

    Makes you wish that they'll stop making spoof movies.

    5 months agoby @Dragon1991Flag

  24. MovieWiz001

    I actually laughed, but I highly doubt it will be as funny as the first 4

    5 months agoby @moviewiz001Flag

  25. felipe-11

    @the-crow2k Anna Farris has a career now. A real one.

    @bane5000 oh man, don't even remind me :( I'm still hoping strong DVD/Blu-ray sales will get them to risk making a sequel, it was definitely the best underrated film this year.

    5 months agoby @felipe-11Flag

  26. Dan

    Garbage series is garbage.

    5 months agoby @dan1Flag

  27. EvilWhiteMale

    I'm actually more mortified that some of you found this funny. Shame on you!

    5 months agoby @evilwhitemaleFlag

  28. Corey W.

    F*ck this bullsh*t. These past few years without these ''(Insert Title) Movie'' spoofs have been great.

    5 months agoby @coreyFlag

  29. Bryan Yentz

    Wow. One joke ripped entirely from Idiocracy... I really can't understand how anyone finds this kind of humor to be funny. Then again, the people that love this and the likes of EPIC MOVIE, I really don't want to meet.

    5 months agoby @bryanyentzFlag

  30. SpeedyEric

    I'm still planning on seeing this film when it comes out.

    5 months agoby @SpeedyEricFlag

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