Sep 20, 2012 by B. Alan Orange
Scary Movie 5 First Look Photo with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan
Maybe you didn't ask for it, but you're getting it anyway! The spoof tradition continues with Scary Movie 5, the latest installment in this comedy horror franchise. We have your first look at stars Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in bed together, spooked by some "Paranoid Activity". This is the first of two exploitation flicks the pair will be appearing together in next year. They are also teaming up for Machete Kills! Anything to get the troubled stars back on track (hey, you're looking at them now, so it must be working)...

Scary Movie V was released April 12th, 2013 and stars Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, Katt Williams, Gracie Whitton, Lidia Porto, Charlie Sheen, Katrina Bowden. The film is directed by Malcolm D. Lee.
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The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@justatadmatt Haha yeah, it will. I might even wait for DVD on this one. I feel that this will do horrible at the box office.
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justatadmatt
@crypt yeah. idk. it's going to be hard to pull off some of those bizarre facial reactions faris had.
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The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@justatadmatt Oh... Well that sucks. At least she looks semi-similiar in some respects.
@comicbookfan Cadded.
8 months agoby @cryptFlag
justatadmatt
@comicbookfan@crypt ashley tisdale "took over" as the new lead blonde/dumb character after faris passed...
8 months agoby @justatadmattFlag
Dan
Sh*t series.
8 months agoby @dan1Flag
CBF
To anyone who cares.
Anna Faris Passes on Scary Movie 5:
http://screenrant.com/anna-faris-scary-movie-5-contr-170031/
8 months agoby @comicbookfanFlag
CBF
Hahaha.
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The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@comicbookfan Aw dude that sucks. They should have stopped then, I cannot really see anyone else pulling off her character too well. I could have sworn I heard that she was in this, but probably a rumor started by Alan Orage!!!
8 months agoby @cryptFlag
CBF
@crypt Cool bro.
8 months agoby @comicbookfanFlag
CBF
@crypt Oh dude, they've been chasing her for the last 5 years. They've already moved on. Looks like they're in production now. Doesn't look like she'll be coming back to this franchise.
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The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@comicbookfan Haha man, it's been days! Oh hey, i have a question which i will post on your wall
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The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@comicbookfan Good question... But Faris may not return for this? Or will not?
8 months agoby @cryptFlag
CBF
@crypt Definitely. Good to see you around again.
8 months agoby @comicbookfanFlag
CBF
@crypt Yeah that's what I was hoping for, but much like Anna Faris' return for Scary Movie 5, it's the stuff of myth. You can't speculate the news. And in this case, that's exactly what it is. Lindsay probably didn't have a good experience with RR. I've been following her career. I was hoping she'd be in the Machete Trilogy, but nope, looks like only the first film. No announcement has come out so what's the deal spreading rumor?
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The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
B. Alan Orange is still a dumbass I see, then. Never liked his style of writing too much, or this factor as well.
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CBF
Yep, definitely wrong. It's just what I thought. Lindsay Lohan has not been announced to return as The Sister in Machete Kills and will not appear in that movie. @balanorange
8 months agoby @comicbookfanFlag
The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@comicbookfan It is a good possibility she will though! Hey, maybe they just have not updated Machete Kills in a while.
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CBF
Wait, Lindsay's coming back for Machete Kills? This is the first I've heard of that. Her name's not even in the cast list here on the MW page for that film. Question mark. I think you're wrong there, @movieweb.
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SherlockHolmes2009
I knew this would happen
8 months agoby @SherlockHolmes2009Flag
MovieWiz001
No Cindy? :'(
8 months agoby @moviewiz001Flag
Rudy
It's too late for a scary movie 5, a lot of people wanted it a few years ago, and now nobody cares.
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justatadmatt
i thought she dropped out of the film?
8 months agoby @justatadmattFlag
SpaceCowboy
Reminds me too much of "Two and a Half Men" if you catch my drift ;)
8 months agoby @SpaceCowboyFlag
THE JOKER
@skywise@ROFLitschristian Just imagine what their babies would look like...
8 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
skywise
Garbage
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ROFLitschristian
Hmm...
8 months agoby @ROFLitschristianFlag
Bawnian©-Dexeus
Nope
8 months agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag
Space101
Charlie and Lindsay in the same bed? Lovely...
8 months agoby @space101Flag
THE JOKER
@narrator Hell I am just surprised with these two's track record that it took them this long to wake up in bed next to each other! ;)
8 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
the Narrator
Love that article has three thumbs down, but no comments as to the why. It's simply that obvious. Lol. Honesty, I think this line of work is all most of these actors have left. They're going to keep working, they're just too golden for rag magazines not to, so they might as well stick to roles they deserve for the time being. I'm looking forward to this scene just for the sake of watching these two has-beens die. Don't get me wrong, I still find Sheen humorous, which'll add to the affect.
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