
Machete Kills comes to theaters September 13th, 2013 and stars Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Demián Bichir, Sofía Vergara, Charlie Sheen. The film is directed by Robert Rodriguez.

Machete Kills comes to theaters September 13th, 2013 and stars Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Demián Bichir, Sofía Vergara, Charlie Sheen. The film is directed by Robert Rodriguez.
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THE JOKER
@ejk1 haha well lucky for you I personally don't find them all that attractive anyways! But Vega is the same age as me and when that movie came out was about the time I was looking for girls and I thought she was a cutie back then... So all it did for me was develop... But of course none of us will ever get with any of these people anyways!
10 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
ejk1
@narrator@dan1@mcleve02@bawnian-dexeus I never watched Spy Kids, so like Dan, I have no issues with Vega's sex appeal. I had a difficult time listening to guys talk about the Olsen twins, which began about the time they were 14 years old. Hearing people say "Man, I can't wait until they're legal" made me feel squeamish, even though I'm not all that much older than the twins. But...I saw these girls grow up from the time they were in diapers. I couldn't look at them like that; it would be like watching sisters or a close cousin. Just too creepy.
10 months agoby @ejk1Flag
THE JOKER
@dan1@narrator@bawnian-dexeus I would take both of them! If you guys don't want Emma Watson, trust me I would be more than happy to take her off of your hands! And no @narrator there is nothing wrong with that!
10 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
THE JOKER
@aoshi She has been legal for 6 years... I hope that's not at all creep XD
10 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
THE JOKER
@basquat haha nice!
10 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
Bawnian©-Dexeus
@narrator Only until I saw her in Runaways that I was like "Dafuq? When did she "finally" grow up?"
10 months agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag
the Narrator
Haha, @dan1. I have no such reservations with Watson, seeing as she's a mere two years my junior. In fact, the thing holding me back from calling her hot is that she still seems to "pretty" or "beautiful" to be considered something as derogatory or basic as "hot" in my mind. But, to each their own.
@bawnian-dexeus, I see how you feel there. Definitely too young for me, because I'll always remember her from I Am Sam... which is extremely wrong.
10 months agoby @narratorFlag
The Knight Has Risen
From Spy Kids to Spy T*ts. Awesome!
10 months agoby @thehost91Flag
JonSpidey07
damn!
she really filled out
I just watched her in Game Over 2 days ago
the SPILL.com Crew reviewed the 4th one and commented on her sexyness
10 months agoby @jonspidey07Flag
Bawnian©-Dexeus
@dan1 Only person I ever had a problem in this topic is Dakota
10 months agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag
Dan
@narrator@bawnian-dexeus See now with Watson I'm a little conflicted. I did watch her grow up. I think she's a cute girl, but it does feel awkward thinking of her in a sexual manner. It'll be the same when Chloe Moretz comes of age. She'll always be that 11 year old Hit Girl to me. God... I sound like my parents with how they view Drew Barrymore from her ET days lol....
10 months agoby @dan1Flag
Bawnian©-Dexeus
@narrator Wouldn't it be the same for Emma Watson?
10 months agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag
the Narrator
@dan1, I saw the films. You didn't miss anything, trust me. I'm actually checking her out even more BECAUSE of how much she's grown... is that wrong? :P
10 months agoby @narratorFlag
psychobilly13
Diggin those sweater meats
10 months agoby @psychobilly13Flag
Dark-White-Knight
Why hello there >:)
10 months agoby @Dark-White-KnightFlag
aoshi
She's legal now? Woo hoo!
10 months agoby @aoshiFlag
CUPID
Thumbs up for her, not this movie.
10 months agoby @cupidFlag
skywise
@ghostman Although I am not a GaGa fan that poster is pretty cool. the smokng gun is sweet but that wolf head is bizarre....which is fitting for her I suppose.
Nice catch on that one.
10 months agoby @skywiseFlag
Bawnian©-Dexeus
@ghostman Bahahahahah,now I really wanna see it.
10 months agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag
Ghostman
@skywise it's no joke, she is for real starring in the movie. Here's the poster:
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2012/07/26/MACHETE-KILLS-GAGA.jpg
10 months agoby @ghostmanFlag
skywise
@ghostman wha wha wha??? This isnt some odd joke is it?If not, thiscast is one of the most eclectic i have ever seen.
10 months agoby @skywiseFlag
Dan
Considering I made it a point to not watch the Spy Kids movies, it's not weird for me to think she's hot.
10 months agoby @dan1Flag
Ghostman
@mcleve02@skywise@bawnian-dexeus@the-movieghost@basquat
Lady Gaga has joined the cast too!
10 months agoby @ghostmanFlag
Bawnian©-Dexeus
This is one way of saying "Well, there goes my childhood"
10 months agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag
skywise
She really has become a beautiful woman as many below have stated. Absolutly stunning.
10 months agoby @skywiseFlag
Basquat
Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen in the same film. They must have some great afterparties on that set.
10 months agoby @basquatFlag
THE JOKER
@the-movieghost@kiion@kiion@aces@aces@bawnian-dexeus She looks good though... wow!!!
10 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
THE JOKER
@the-movieghost@kiion@kiion@aces@aces@bawnian-dexeus She looks good though... wow!!!
10 months agoby @mcleve02Flag
the MovieGhost
Grown up indeed... *Whistles*
10 months agoby @the-movieghostFlag
kiion
@The-Joker i feel stupid now aint seen that film in ages and gods she has grown haha hardly recognisable
10 months agoby @kiionFlag