Aug 27, 2010 by B. Alan Orange

EXCLUSIVE: Two Machete Red Band Clips!

Watch two exclusive red Band Machete clips
Watch two exclusive red Band Machete clips
The summer movie-going season is officially over, which brings us Robert Rodriguez's Machete, the first big film of the fall. While Machete is still one long week away from seeing an official release, we have two all-new, never-before-seen red band clips from the upcoming action blast of a Grindhouse epic just for you! Of course, you must be at least 17 years of age to watch Danny Trejo cutting it up with style, as these scenes are particularly brutal.

Click Here! to watch our exclusive clip entitled "Sunday School" featuring Cheech Marin and Tom Savini.

Click Here! to watch our "It's Showtime" clip with Robert De Niro and Jeff Fahey.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his holy brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Machete was released September 3rd, 2010 and stars Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson. The film is directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez.

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Comments (15)

  1. Erick10

    @ Err i rather have you see Machete than piranha hehe buuut heyy why noot BOTH!!!!!!!?!

    2 years agoby @erick10Flag

  2. Err

    awesome. that little synopsis up there sounded cuh-lassic, but i'm going to finally see piranha 3D this weekend, so no dice. i'll probably wind up waiting for this on dvd.

    2 years agoby @err2005Flag

  3. Spongebob_Boxofficepants

    I want a real warrior priest no this one!
    I like to see a priest which uses cross shurikens,holy water guns (a powerful one not a toy),garlic bombs,stingray tail sword & a magical good magic book with a staff to defeat those f*cking bloodsucking motherf*ckers in Twilight!

    2 years agoby @spongebob-boxofficepantsFlag

  4. Erick10

    I SAAAY BRING IT ON MOFOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2 years agoby @erick10Flag

  5. DoubleR0522

    THIS LOOKS AWESOME CAN'T WAIT 2 C IT NEXT WEEKEND

    2 years agoby @doubler0522Flag

  6. IamBATMAN

    i want this to succeed sooooooo bad, but with the recent showing of good movies flopping... i see the same happening to this

    2 years agoby @iambatmanFlag

  7. ed_wood

    Completely awesome.

    2 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  8. OhTheFilmNerd

    great

    2 years agoby @ohthefilmnerdFlag

  9. The Dark Knight

    Sex Machine ahah and DeNiro referring back to Showtime ahha

    2 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  10. justinishulk

    Kool

    2 years agoby @justinishulkFlag

  11. TheSHIZNIT

    This looks awesome! But I found the clip with De Niro and Jeff offense.

    2 years agoby @theshiznitFlag

  12. Cripple

    "God has mercy. I don't." hahaha this movie is going to kick large amounts of ass.

    2 years agoby @crippleFlag

  13. Timmy

    Yes. thanks @brian

    2 years agoby @timmyFlag

  14. Brian

    Oh wait, @timmy, you mean Sex Machine?

    2 years agoby @brianFlag

  15. Timmy

    SAVINI!

    2 years agoby @timmyFlag

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