B. ALAN Orange and his cat FONTAIN take you frame-by-frame through Mel Gibson's notorious biblical epic: The Passion of The Christ! Left alone in his room because the rest of the Soju Army chickened out, B. Alan calls well-known Satanist Gil Brooks and Religious Professor William Daku to get there take on one of the most controversial films made in the last ten years. Running time is 124 minutes.

This Week You Need:	Coming Next Week:
The Passion of the Christ	Brokeback Mountain

(Due to an overwhelming amount of negative emails regaurding the upcoming commentary "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" and a mudslide of legal issues, the guys have had to postpone the show for a week. Rest assured, the "Brokeback Mountain" show will go on as planned, premiering Friday April 28th. In the meantime, enjoy "The Passion of the Christ" for another week. It's worth a second listen. Or go to our archives and listen to one of last year's shows that you may have missed. See you real soon! Oh, and any Los Angeles residents that would like to join us for "Borkeback Mountain", we'll be screening it on the side of a house in Silverlake Friday, April 21st. Give me a cal at (310) 770-5340 if you want to get in on the madness. Its BYOB. And we plan on starting around 9 pm.)

Our Drink Special: RUSTY NAIL & BOX WINE! Instructions: 1 box of Red Wine 50 oz. Scottish Malt Whiskey 15 ml. Drambuie First, get a Rocks glass. Pour the Scotch over the ice. Then float the Drambuie on top. After you've drank about two or three of these, you'll feel right in the mood for a couple of glasses of Red Wine right out of a white cardboard box. Go to Save-On and pick the most delicious looking one. Usually, I'd tell you what type we drank, but I'm too wasted and I just threw the box at the cat.

ENJOY THE JOY!

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