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 “This tart lass has successfully drained all of the spinal fluid out of my body, forever confining me to a wheelchair. ”B. Alan Orange |
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 “Jack Nicholson gives one of his greatest performances of his career!”Brian Balchack |
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 “This film is hit and miss for me, and while not a complete rejection, Accepted isn't at the head of its class either.”Adam Frazier |
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 “This film is brilliant, creative, unique, cool, far out, right on, and a trip.”Francine Brokaw |
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“A bottom feeder in the business pages of Variety, Shyer's own lack of endearing scandal burns through this material. Affair seems less sordid than a playground tussle between a couple of ten-year-olds. ”B. Alan Orange |
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 “Hilarious, dramatic, thrilling and beautiful, this movie has it all and an all star cast that knows how to deliver. The only thing truly criminal is if this movie isn’t a hit.”Derek May |
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“Neither clever, nor thrilling, the film’s climax is completely unsatisfying, leaving the viewer feeling like a peeved adolescent with blue balls. ”JP Mangalindan |
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 “Couples looking for a date movie this weekend should skip Alex & Emma, a really good example of a really bad romantic comedy.”Daniel Davis |
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 “If movies are our generation's philosophy, then Alfie is Socrates.”Fred Topel |
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“This newest release of this classic film is every bit an improvement upon a thriller that's already difficult to improve upon...”Christopher Monfette |
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 “The bottom line is: You already know whether you want to embark on this redundancy mission without hearing a peep from me. Just know, it's watered down and blasé at this point, but fun nontheless. I personally feel it's better than the original cut.”B. Alan Orange |
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“There are some genuinely thrilling fights in Alien vs. Predator, some decent CGI sparks flying around, but in the end, what audiences are left with – once the smoke and extraterrestrial gunk clears – is a movie which occasionally enthralls, frequently stalls, and leaves you wanting more. Maybe the inevitable sequel will fully satiate us fanboys. ”J.P. Mangalindan |
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 “Despite playing out more as homage, than a sequel, AVP:R is a lot of fun...”Gil Brooks |
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 “All About the Benjamins is the funniest movie of the year (thus far), so says B. Alan of Orange, California...A cool breeze of rib-jarring action and teeth shattering laughs. I almost pissed myself.
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 “'All I Want', is a fun movie with a well-crafted script, a likeable cast of characters, and a touching look at teenage life, which sadly loses its touch when it's polluted by overused Hollywood clichés. But hey, that makes for a great date movie. ”Clark Parker |
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“The title is the best part of the movie, because it fits the movie quite well. If you see this movie, you definitely will be alone in the dark...”Brian Gallagher |
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“Alone with Her is an unabashed, guilty pleasure of an offering, that also happens to be on of the best films of a nascent 2007.”Evan |
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“A perfectly executed romantic comedy that succeeds from fart to finish.”Derek May |
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 “The few things that are funny, are very very funny. But the rest is, well, remember Zoolander?”Brian Gallagher |
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“It's the best family film of the year because both young and old and middle-aged will enjoy it equally. What a great delight.”Francine Brokaw |
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 “Amadeus used to be couched at two and a half hours. Much like last year's Apocalypse Now Redux, this film's running length has been changed for the worse. It's long; more than three hours of wigs, and corsets, and piano-string concertos. No one 'really' wants to watch that.”B. Alan Orange |
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“Yes, it seems that the other men are better known than William Wilberforce, but that probably has more to do with when these great men accomplished the tremendous things they did, than it does with the size of their accomplishments.”Evan Jacobs |
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“American Beauty has a soul, that's both entertaining and challenging. What more can you ask?”Katherine Brodsky |
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 “...any sense of depth and direction the writers may have had was lost somewhere along the way while they tried to remember the point they had been trying to make.”Joshua (Clark) Bertram |
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“If you do not like political satire that talks down to you as if you've never watched the evening news, then stay away from American Dreamz.”Dodd Alley |
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 “It doesn't come right and say it, but Ridley Scott's got a good remake/hodge-podge of other organized crime vs. police films with Crowe & Denzel and a dash of Brolin.”Matt Sheehan |
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“Rather than going the extra yard to be a truly somber crime story, it sometimes flies over the top to deliver gratuitous violence or stagy performances. But so what? It is so hard to get films that are not sequels that also have talented people involved.”Dodd Alley |
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