Zombie Strippers: Review By Rock

Man i would give my left nut for a lapdance from a horny zombie stripper ...... i probably wouldnt have the choice anyway

This movie is a B-movie but then its not a B-movie ( watch the film youll get the pun)

A military unit is call in to clean up a zombie mess , one of the soldiers gets bitten , runs away and hides in a illegal underground strip joint run by a germaphobic nra crazy owner theatricly played by Robert Englund and a aging madame from the old country . After a few strip dance he bites a dancer . But women who get bitten in this keep a bit of their mind but are obsessed with stripping and eating flesh

This suprisingly as got to be the most clever and inteligent zombie b-movie i have ever watch . It truly has something for everyone . For the people who like to turn off their minds ( or just dont have one ) while watching these kind of films will be serve a good portion of laughable characters , dialogues and situations , it's full of blood and gore and some nice shots of t*ts and ass for all kinds of taste , fake and real big and small... . And the z-squad actors are truly z caliber actors and turn in a z perfomance , but i truly think it was the directors intention because the rest of the cast did a more then decent job , specially his casting for the strippers. And for the horror fan that cant keep their brain off will be serve a serving a poltical and social satire , hidden messages in the costumes, tattos and writings on signs and backgrounds , some hommages to films and books , t-shirts and backgrounds , you will even get some Friedrich Nietzsche quotes , lol I would of bought Asia Carrera ( the only pornstar known to be part of MENSA) quoting and reading some Nietzche but i truly doubt it's part of Jenna Jameson's library

Talking about Jenna Jameson , wow she really impressed me has a zombie stripper , shes f*cking hilarious in a couple of scenes and her comic timing is dead on . unlike a lot of porn fans out there i have never found her that of a special porn star , kinda to barbie fake to me and not that a beautifull face .After seeing her perfomance in this i truly hope that we will be seeing her in other horror films .

And the best thing of this film is the real cool nice mix of traditional hand made fx and cgi fx , the blood and gore looks real nice anyway they did it . I specially love the zombie cat fight between Jena and that other stripper.

i havent laugh out loud with a zombie flick since shaun of the dead , i strongly recomend this one to any zombie fan. if your looking for a night of original entertaining horror flick for the lovers of blood grore and sensuality and sexe , I strongly recomend a night with Zombie strippers Gutterballs and Repo the genetic opera

Theres only one thing that dint make it realistic : no its not the zombies , no its not the z-squad,no it's not Tito Hortiz beeing a p*ssy , no its not a stripper reading Nietzsche it's the fact that there was no drug pusher(cocaine) in the strip joint, that i have never seen