Zombie Strippers: Review By some_deadguy

What a retarded movie. I loved it. Lots of blood and gore, all kinds of zombie stripper nudity, what more can you really ask for?

Well this is a tough one to review, as I have very mixed feelings about it. As I had already stated above, there is lots blood and random body parts flying around the screen, but then we come to the acting, characters and dialog. Naturally, Robert Englund did a great job with his role as the sleazy strip club owner as he abused the girls and the patrons of the club but surprisingly enough, Jenna Jameson, porn star extraordinare, also did great in her role as the top dancer and as the super stripper zombie. The rest of the cast.... umm....?

The story goes like this, the U.S. government once again botches up another experiment to create a super soldier and accidentally allows one infected soldier to escape, who immediately runs into a strip club to hide. One lap dance later and he's a full blown zombie who takes a big nasty bite out of Jenna's neck, killing her, for a few minutes. Once she gets up, she begins feeding on the patrons of the club (who think its all a act). The other strippers become jealous and want to become super zombie strippers too.

Told you, this flick is ridiculous.

*** Note to the guys.... do not try to watch this movie with women, I did, and I had to listen to "What a stupid movie" and "Shes such a slut" the whole way through the film.